I decided some time ago that I was tired of growing older each year, so I froze my age at 'over-forty'. I'm not normally too clever but that turned out to be a real bright idea because whilst those around me grow older each year, my age never changes. Yep, smart move for sure.
Somebody asked my age a few weeks ago - I think it was the doctor or somebody, so they would of course be expecting the real answer, and do you know, I had no idea what my real age was so I had to calculate it in my head before I could answer. I quite like being 'over-forty', which is just as well because this is the age that I'll always be.