How long have you been without a wash?

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MikeE

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Sep 12, 2005
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Two weeks on exercise at Fort Bragg in the States. Thank the Lord for unscented wet wipes!
Mind you the portaloos weren't emptied for the two weeks either. Six loos for a Battalion sized formation-------------------Phew!
 

Opal

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Dec 26, 2008
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As soon as we got married, 41 years ago this May, my wife said to me..."I want you to be really dirty with me from now on" so we've never washed since. :rolleyes:
 

tobes01

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May 4, 2009
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Never more than a couple of days, and that was wearing green (exercise only, not ops). One of the joys of bushcraft is the chance to run round in the great outdoors wearing nothing but a cheeky grin on the pretence of having a wash...

:)
 

Tengu

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Jan 10, 2006
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MikeE, i see you have never been security on a big festival.

Who can muck up the loos quicker, ladies or gents?

(and guess what happened when the ladies got icky even by female standards)
 

oetzi

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Locky

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Jan 28, 2010
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Around a week, but had a "mexican shower" within that week. (mexican shower - to mask the smell of BO by spraying or rolling on deodorant)
 

phaserrifle

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Jun 16, 2008
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1 week. out in the sun (so I was sweating like a pig)
but since I was on a scout camp of 4000 odd kids, with 20 showers, only 10 of which worked at all (and most of the rest where freezing cold) most of the guys didn't bother either, so we all smelled pretty ripe by the end of it. no-one really minded.

did keep our teeth clean however.
 

Hangman

Tenderfoot
jonajuna, as a teen I had unusually bad acne (I ended up being referred by my GP) I used to shower twice daily and the consultant told me that once a day (unless getting really grot) was sufficient as what I was doing was stripping the skin of it's oil completely and the glands were over producing hence the acne. Started showering once a day and six months later the acne stopped.

So there is something as being too clean.
 

Alexlebrit

Tenderfoot
Dec 22, 2009
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About a week, but now if there's a wet-wipe I'll have it.

Record that I know of was a homeless guy called Bernard used to come in the shelter I worked in, he was in his late sixties, big beard, long hair, always wore what I thought were black wax-cotton jacket and trousers, and big boots. He'd last washed when he went on the road at the end of his national service, so that was almost fifty years. Mind you we did used to open all the doors and windows if he was in.

Oh and the wax cotton? Nope that was his own body oils soaked into everything.
 

Chopper

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Sep 24, 2003
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About a week, but now if there's a wet-wipe I'll have it.

Record that I know of was a homeless guy called Bernard used to come in the shelter I worked in, he was in his late sixties, big beard, long hair, always wore what I thought were black wax-cotton jacket and trousers, and big boots. He'd last washed when he went on the road at the end of his national service, so that was almost fifty years. Mind you we did used to open all the doors and windows if he was in.

Oh and the wax cotton? Nope that was his own body oils soaked into everything.

I wondered what happened to my ex-father-in-law. I think you have found him. :D
 

locum76

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Oct 9, 2005
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Two weeks is okay when camping because I usually end up smelling of woodsmoke. fresh pants and socks help though. :rolleyes:

You get the whole bag seat to yourself on the bus home too.
 

g4ghb

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Sep 21, 2005
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Around a week, but had a "mexican shower" within that week. (mexican shower - to mask the smell of BO by spraying or rolling on deodorant)

That's what we called a squaddie wash way back when. :)

I always refer to it as 'dry cleaning' :D

About a week is max for me (clean undies and teeth washing though!) - on expeditions it becomes the norm I thought.....:rolleyes:
 

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