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at the place i work kids are constantly getting stung by nettles,
so what is the most well known and ptracticed method of pain relief?

Dock leaves!

everyone knows that, the teachers and even the kids!

problem is, if a person turns out to be allergic to Dock then the person advising them will to coin a phrase "end up in the Dock"!

so when a sting occours, i first ask them what they would use, which of course they answer "dock" , at which point they try to find some, then make sure they are aware that "I did not tell them about dock!"

they ask why, i give a short lesson in legal responsibility and they quite rightly agree to the terms!

leaving me free form the Dock, and children that will either become polititions or lawers! :wink:


see if you can fit the word "dock" into text as much as i have! :roll:
 

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