My Dad used to say that bairns should be born with a ring in their backs, so you could hang them up out of the way
He resorted to tieing me to the clothes pole with a length of rope attached to the reins that children used to wear for walking. Kept me out of the way of his tools when he was boatbuilding.
I got very good, very quickly, at unfastening knots and buckles
Sam, do you have one of those small segment shaped fishermen's shelters ? Under a tenner and self supporting. If they'd had them when mine were little, I'd have had one of them for them to 'camp' in
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M