Euphemisms for Sharpness
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Sharp enough to cut a breeze into several zephyrs.......
Painlessly sharp (if you have ever cut youself with a truely sharp blade you will know that it does not hurt....for a while!
Oooooooooooh! sharp
Painlessly sharp (if you have ever cut youself with a truely sharp blade you will know that it does not hurt....for a while!
Oooooooooooh! sharp
I call it “told you sharp” simply because when I tell people not to mess with my knives as they are very sharp, they invariably run their finger over or down the blade and cut themselves. I end up saying, “told you it was sharp”
As sharp as the wife's tongue (Not mine you understand)
Sharper than a guardmans creases
Sharp enough to split an infinitive
Sharp enough to cut a rug (To dance: ie;dance about holding the bleeding apendage shouting 'blinkin' flip!' or words to that effect)
Or as Horatio Kane once said to John J Rambo ' THATS Sharp, what do you hunt, Elephants?'
Sharper than a guardmans creases
Sharp enough to split an infinitive
Sharp enough to cut a rug (To dance: ie;dance about holding the bleeding apendage shouting 'blinkin' flip!' or words to that effect)
Or as Horatio Kane once said to John J Rambo ' THATS Sharp, what do you hunt, Elephants?'
When I was a kid I remember my dad complaining that his saw (or could've been a chisel or plane I guess) was blunt. I think the phrase he used was that it was "about as sharp as my dick!" I think the tool was blunt anyway 
Terry Pratchett's character "Death",
carries a scythe that is so sharp you can see the blue sparks of split atoms, falling to the ground as it moves through the air. I can't recall if it described as having a certain "noun" of sharpness - but its a good excuse for a re-read!
ATB
Ogri the trog
carries a scythe that is so sharp you can see the blue sparks of split atoms, falling to the ground as it moves through the air. I can't recall if it described as having a certain "noun" of sharpness - but its a good excuse for a re-read!
ATB
Ogri the trog
there comes a point somewhat beyond shaving sharp when there is insufficient resistance in forearm meat to float a blade sufficiently to cut forearm hair.
or "oh buck and fugger that's sharp, i'm leaking"
good thread!:You_Rock_
cheers, and.
or "oh buck and fugger that's sharp, i'm leaking"
good thread!:You_Rock_
cheers, and.
They feel the blade followed by a sharp intake of breath followed by you don't have any plasters handy
