i picked up a bottle from asda today they now sell it by me for less than £4.00 , i have loads of differant ones but this one is HOT:yikes: :tapedshut :tapedshut :tapedshut!!!
..... this one is HOT:yikes: :tapedshut :tapedshut :tapedshut!!!
Can you guys explain to me what it is about 'Hot stuff' you enjoy?
I'm a self confessed southern softie when it comes to hot spicey food , but i am interested , do you actually enjoy the flavour of this stuff or is it the experince of heat??
Is it purely machismo?
Enlighten me.
Or do what I did and make some home made salsa.
(This is from memory, so I may have omitted some ingredients).
Dave's 3 Chilli Salsa of DOOOM
Ingredients
Tin of tomatoes.
Some Jalapenos
A few Habaneros
ONE Naga Morich / Naga Jolokia / Dorset Naga
Some herbs
Method
Roughly chop the tinned tomatoes to chunky salsa consistency
Add some herbs to taste
NOW PUT ON DISPOSABLE GLOVES. I recommend Nitrile first aid gloves as they are thicker and less likely to tear!
Chop the Jalapenos into slices
Chop the Habaneros into chunks
Halve, then de-seed and chop the Naga chilli finely. WARNING. THIS CHILLI IS SUPER HOT AND WILL POTENTIALLY BLIND YOU IF YOU GET IT IN YOUR EYES.
Add the chillis to the tomatoes and herbs.
Whack it all in a bowl and cover it
Refrigerate overnight to let the flavour develop. Give it a good stir occasionally to mix it all up.
Eating Tips
YOU WILL SUFFER IN PURE AGONY when you don't have a taste first and just dive into the salsa and chow down on a fully loaded tortilla.... Memo to self, USE LESS NAGA next time. Or better still, OMIT THE NAGA altogether!!!!
Honestly - I couldn't see from the tears welling up. I was having trouble breathing, I was coughing and rasping for breath and I felt like my throat was going to close up. I was bright red and sweating.... it was agony. MILK DID NOT HELP MUCH.
I think I must have drunk two pints of milk and eaten a load of yoghurt before the terrible pain wore off.
If anyone is brave enough to try this recipe, I will not be held responsible for any suffering / pain / injury caused. TREAT THE NAGA CHILLI WITH UTMOST RESPECT.
Just got back from the grocers Got the stuff to make your salsa
will let you know tomorrow after it sets overnight in the frig
Sounds great. But I must tell you we eat dried chilles with our beer
down hear.
Dried chillis with your beer... Then you'll be wanting extra Nagas!
Hope it turns out OK for you. I know I missed some stuff off, like which herbs I used, how much of each chilli and so on (except for the Naga. I only used one of them).
Damn. I knew I should have made notes!
It was one of those "Hmmm. I have some fresh chillis, and a tin of tomatoes. Lets make HOT salsa!" moments
I do remember it turned out quite watery from the tomato juice so I considered chucking it into a chilli con carne rather than having it as a salsa, but that was before I tasted it!!!