Dangerous Things In The British Outdoors

[John Fenna]

I once saw a T-shirt with the slogan

"Yea though I walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death I shall fear no Evil

'Coz I is the baddest Mutha in the valley!"

More to worry about in the outdoors than you want to know about ..... but none really worry me

 

[Greg]

 

[Goatboy]

I once saw a T-shirt with the slogan

"Yea though I walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death I shall fear no Evil

'Coz I is the baddest Mutha in the valley!"

More to worry about in the outdoors than you want to know about ..... but none really worry me

I liked Woody Allen's take on it.

"...Yea I shall not walk through the Valley of Death, I shall run!"

 

[Bowlander]

Beware of Creeping Fescue!

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[Harvestman]

That's it, I'm not leaving my safe secure environmental bubble ever again.

 

[Blundstoned Love]

I had a similar Limes Disease scare, turns out I'd confused Mojitos with Caipirnhas. The symptoms are very similar.

 

[rg598]

Driving to the forest kills a lot more people than all things within the forest combined. It's all about perspective.

 

[hog]

The ultimate danger

 

[weekender]

I had a similar Limes Disease scare, turns out I'd confused Mojitos with Caipirnhas. The symptoms are very similar.

Ha ha ha I too have fallen foul of this confusion😵😜

 

[John Fenna]

The ultimate danger

You do realize that that photo has been "flipped" - either that or they are all left handed and wearing ladies jackets....

 

[Greg]

You do realize that that photo has been "flipped" - either that or they are all left handed and wearing ladies jackets....

Which one of those is the most dangerous then..I'd say Captain Mannering....all Ruperts are dangerous...lol

 

[xylaria]

This kitten is the beast of boncath. When it reaches it full adult lenght it with be an eight foot long sheep eating monster

 

[xylaria]

Oh and dont forget the wolves in brecfa forest, or the lion in essex. Or all them zombies in manchester.

 

[Wayland]

You do realize that that photo has been "flipped" - either that or they are all left handed and wearing ladies jackets....

Well spotted, I thought there was something odd about it but I didn't twig what it was.

 

[Firelite]

Xylaria,

I think you're making it all up. lions and wolves indeed! Mind you, I seen them zombies when I drove through Manchester, so that bit is true.

 

[Macaroon]

There used to be lions in Essex when god was a boy, but they ran away when chairs came .................................atb mac

 

[Ivan...]

Theres.

Runner Beans
Broad Beans
Les Beans

But the worst of all are.
Human Beans!

Oh and that Lymes thing, ain't funny, but recognise the symptoms early enough, go through about 6 weeks plus, of feeling horrible, take a lorry load of antibionics, and all will be well (provided, you have a GP, who thinks, cares and takes blood straight away for testing)

Ivan...

 

[hog]

You do realize that that photo has been "flipped" - either that or they are all left handed and wearing ladies jackets....[/QUOTE
Flipped....yes the lot.
Ladies...never.

 

[Blundstoned Love]

And what about Lambton Worms? - they're really dangerous. And there's probably loads of them, like those big cats in places like Dartmoor and, er, Basingstoke.

 

[Harvestman]

Over here in Wales we have dragons...