Had an accident. Tripped in the kitchen & fell into the larder. A tin of condensed milk fell out & as I struggled to regain my balance I reeled across the room & knocked a can opener out of the drawer. As luck would have it, they collided and as I rebounded, the can burst open & a quantity poured into my coffee. A mess was avoided as there happened to be a small ramekin lying just where the tin tipped. Took ages to clean that with a teaspoon...