Caption comp

[Dougster]

There have been some unpleasant moments in my life this year, and on here recently it seems too.

I've had some nice times more recently, and these two pictures will tell you why.

So I thought - as I don't really make stuff any more, I'd have a go and make a prize (don't know what yet) for the funniest captions to go with one of these photos. They make me smile without what you lot can come up with anyway. I won't tell you why he was laughing - he's quite crude. OK - It was something to do with breaking wind......

I hope this makes you smile.

 

[Sniper]

For the first one
"That's it your getting no more curry from me till you stop coughing in yer rompers and whisteling in yer Y fronts"
or
"No..... that's not the way to levitate and I don't care if that is the way hovercraft do it thunderpants"

Second one
"Anyone seen my duracell my torch has gone out"
or
"Little Old Butt Sniffer Me" .......mind you this could be used for either.

 

[rat pac]

Pic 1
I've eaten a whole bag of doretos and your sharing my sleeping bag
Pic 2
If can just reach the bar I can escape before he wakes
great photos looks like a nice day out
regards
Rat Pac

 

[SOAR]

great pics by the way.

My wife has just come up with one for the first pic.

" oops, good job I've got my wellies on"

 

[bikething]

Picture 1 : "I'll put my hand up your jumper.... you just say 'gottle of gear' and we'll make a fortune "

Picture 2 : "you're rubbish... get off!"

 

[Dan1982]

Pic 1. You're lucky!, you very nearly sat on a different log!

Pic 2. Not even a cuddle and a cigarette!............MEN!!

 

[Zammo]

First one:

"But Daddy this doesn't look much like the log flume at Alton Towers?"

 

[helixpteron]

Picture One Caption:

If we eat what daddy's cooking, being ill will be as easy as falling off a log!


Picture Two Caption:

With his fluffy tail held tight in the dogs jaws, the little bunny reached for the Mini Hatchet (just out of camera view).

 

[ganstey]

Pic1: "If we keep bringing Daddy to the woods, maybe he'll grow up one day!"

 

[Dougster]

Pic1: "If we keep bringing Daddy to the woods, maybe he'll grow up one day!"

First one to make me laugh out loud, can tell you've met me....

 

[maddave]

Pic one: If I clean the mud off yer knees...Can I have the Dorito's?

Pic two
So many bunnies....So little time

 

[Mike Ameling]

#1 "It's the simple ... mud ... in your life that means so much."

or "Doritos aren't supposed to be brown, are they?"

#2 "Won't these new in-laws EVER LEAVE?"


Mikey

 

[Barn Owl]

Pic 1..

'Keep smiling...he promised the ice cream shop was near..'

Pic 2..

'Phaaarp...Back at you puppy...'

 

[Dingo]

1, Move up a bit, this bits gone cold and damp all of a sudden! (whoops)

2. 'HELP' he's using my rear feet as a dummy!

Adam.

great pics by the way.

 

[ganstey]

Pic2: Dylan won first prize in the camouflage contest by becoming a cuddly toy.

G

 

[Robby]

Pic 1

While Jane appreciated John warming her seat, she did wish he would find another way to do it, or at least cut back on the beans before hand.

Pic 2

Roger somehow had the feeling that Red just wasn't taking the escape commitee seriously enough.

 

[rich59]

Pic 1

From the Mears family archive: He was attracted to the outdoor life early - by the women he could pull.

Pic 2

My manager at the bunny club told me to be careful not to get picked up by the men. I don't recommend the dogs either.