Why hysterical? Its a good system, I've a little 9 cup perc, 2/4 cup percs, various sized espresso pots and a tea strainer for when I make cowboy coffee
I am surprised at how many use the 3 in 1 coffee, I've used them but need 3 sachets per mug (I like a stronger brew) so don't bother now. Don't mind instant hot chocolate, nice on its own but better if your hip flask contains brandy.
+1 for the percolators, they're great. I have one with a bail handle for over the fire
I do like my 3in1's as well though for convenience.