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Goatboy

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You forgot to mention that your adopted father needs to be pacified every so often with a plate of juicy fat slowly fried sausages on a bed of creamy mashed potatoes smothered with a thick onion gravy ☺
Is it possible to placate a force of nature like Pa!?! Might as well try to whistle down the wind when his urges overtake him, though you are right in that a large Yorkshire pudding filled with sausage, mash and peas will distract him long enough to at least lock the door behind you.
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As promised from the redlady of paviland


On this day in William Buckland is given birth to by his mother. William was born in Axminster, Devon, on 12 March 1784, the eldest son of Charles Buckland, Rector of Templeton and Trusham, and his wife Elizabeth. One of the world's earliest palaeontologists, Buckland and his contemporaries developed the first modern theories of the history of earth's flora fauna and geology.

In 1822 he discovered the Kirkdale cave, a hyena den from prehistory, which led Buckland to believe hyenas once inhabited Britain, and led him to reject the biblical flood theory.
In 1823 he also discovered the cave in Paviland where was discovered the oldest skeletal remains found in Britain, known as the "Red Lady of Paviland".
He discovered the first dinosaur megalosaurus in 1824, and suggested that there was an ancient time full of huge lizards, which was the birth of a very familiar and popular theme of today's world. Buckland's dinosaur is now on display at the British museum.

Buckland was well positioned and well connected. He lists amongst his direct aquantancies priminister Robert Peel, early evolutionist, Charles Darwin, and early geologist Louis Agassiz. Aside from being a paleontologist he was also a Reverend, a Cannon and later a Dean of westminster abbey,his religious ideals in conflict with his scientific ones, leading him to make glaring assumptions such as the Red lady of paviland being a prostitute buried at a far later date.
By all accounts, the lectures were very lively events, with liberal use of specimens, and of large-scale geological maps and diagrams. Buckland’s own colourful personality also contributed to the popularising of his lectures. Henry Acland, as a student, attended Buckland’s lectures and described his lecturing style thus:
“He paced like a Franciscan preacher up and down behind a long showcase ... He had in his hand a huge hyaena’s skull. He suddenly dashed down the steps - rushed skull in hand at the first undergraduate on the front bench and shouted ‘What rules the world?’ The youth, terrified, threw himself against the next back seat, and answered not a word. He rushed then on to me, pointing the hyaena full in my face - ‘What rules the world?’ ‘Haven’t an idea’, I said. ‘The stomach, sir’, he cried (again mounting the rostrum) ‘rules the world. The great ones eat the less, the less the lesser "
Roderick Murchison thus describes a visit paid to Buckland’s rooms in the winter of 1824-5:
“On repairing from the Star Inn to Buckland’s domicile in Corpus Christi College, I can never forget the scene which awaited me. Having, by direction of the janitor, climbed up a narrow staircase, I entered a long corridor-like room … which was filled with rocks, shells and bones in dire confusion, and in a sort of sanctum at the end was my friend in his black gown looking like a necromancer, sitting on the one only rickety chair not covered with fossils, and cleaning 6 out a fossil bone from the matrix"
In the field, Buckland notoriously dressed in a rather eccentric manner, always wearing his academic gown and carrying a large blue bag from which he would draw out his latest finds such as fossil faeces of giant marine reptiles. Buckland had found and identified these 'Coprolites', the term he coined for fossil faeces, in Lyme Regis when he worked with the fossil collector Mary Anning.

William Buckland is also reputed to have ate his way through the animal kingdom, accompanied by his son Frank Buckland . He loved to eat anything unusual and regarded everything organic as a possible meal. In fact, one of his lifetime aims was to eat one of every type of animal, regularly dining on rodents, insects, slugs, hedgehogs, moles, bears, crocodiles, dogs, ostriches — the more unusual the animal, the better.Toasted mice were one of his favourites — and his least favourite snacks were moles and bluebottles; the latter he described as "disgusting".
Dr Buckland lived near London Zoo and often turned up there when an animal died — and took it home to eat. William Buckland son Frank was a pioneer of zoöphagy: his favourite research was eating the animal kingdom. This habit he learnt from his father, whose residence, the Deanery, offered such rare delights as mice in batter, squirrel pie, horse's tongue and ostrich. After the 'Eland Dinner' in 1859 at the London Tavern, organised by Richard Owen, Buckland set up the Acclimatization Society to further the search for new food. In 1862 100 guests at Willis' Rooms sampled Japanese Sea slug (= sea cucumber, probably), kangaroo, guan, curassow and Honduras turkey. This was really quite a modest menu, though Buckland had his eye on capybara for the future. Buckland's home, 37 Albany Street, London, was famous for its menagerie and its varied menus,[5] including, at times, boiled elephant trunk, rhinoceros pie, porpoise heads, and stewed mole.[6]
 

Goatboy

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Good grief! And I thought the food in the works canteen was bad! Mind you, I could eat a slice of rhinoceros pie about now...
I'm afraid the rhino is off (charging through the undergrowth no doubt) at the moment, so will Hippo Pie do?
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(Ugandan tribesmen dragging a slain hippo to their village for food in the early 20th century)

As for Pedros gruel, as he's been so good he'll get a spoonful of raspberry jam on it today!
 

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Interesting fact for the day. Did you know that if a month starts on a Sunday that there will be a Friday the 13th in that month? A fact that comes to mind every Friday the 13th).
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I'm afraid the rhino is off (charging through the undergrowth no doubt) at the moment, so will Hippo Pie do?
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(Ugandan tribesmen dragging a slain hippo to their village for food in the early 20th century)

As for Pedros gruel, as he's been so good he'll get a spoonful of raspberry jam on it today!


Tribesmen?? Methinks a trip to Specsavers is required, me old mucka.
 
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Good grief! And I thought the food in the works canteen was bad! Mind you, I could eat a slice of rhinoceros pie about now...

I did think how much of a kindred spirit he was really, dresses up and causes a scene, eats anything, goes round playing in the mud.

Non leap year February and you get two friday the 13ths in consecutive months.

1. Fear of Friday the 13th is called friggatriskaidekaphobia. Just like some people are afraid of spiders and the dark, others suffer from a deep-rooted fear of this day surrounded in superstition.
Other phobias related to the date include the fear of the number 13, triskaidekaphobia. Napoleon and President Herbert Hoover were said to be sufferers.
2. More than 60million people worldwide claim to be affected by a fear of Friday 13th. Some of them won’t go to work, drive cars or get out of bed on this day.
3. According to the British Medical Journal there is a significant increase in traffic-related accidents when the date is Friday 13th. 
4. And research in Finland has shown that women are more likely to die in traffic accidents on Friday the 13th than on other Fridays.
5. Every year has at least one and at most three Friday the 13ths. 
6. The longest period that can occur without a Friday the 13th is 14 months.
7. The first reference to an unlucky Friday the 13th came in an 1869 biography of the composer Rossini who died on Friday November 13, 1868.
8. But it is believed to have come from biblical origins. According to a report from LiveScience that claims the myth can be traced back to biblical times. The association is believed to have stemmed from the idea that the 13th guest at the Last Supper was the one who betrayed Jesus prior to his death, which occurred on a Friday.
9. The independent horror flick Friday the 13th was released in May 1980 and despite only having a budget of $550,000 it grossed $39.7million at the box office in the United States - pretty lucky, really.
10. The Uruguayan rugby team’s plane crashed in the Andes mountain range on Friday, October 13, 1972.
11. Famous people born on Friday the 13th include Margaret Thatcher (October 13, 1923) and Fidel Castro (August 13, 1926)
12.Even though related to the lastsupper in origin Spain and Greece find Tuesday the 13th unlucky, probably something to do with the date judas hung himself.
13.In Italy however Friday the 17th is unlucky, this is however to do with the roman numerals XVII, which relate to the phrase ' I lived ', signifying one who has passed on.
 

Goatboy

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Tribesmen?? Methinks a trip to Specsavers is required, me old mucka.

Funny Uncle Kelly, I was thinking about this earlier. A picture of an amazing feat of bringing down one of the most dangerous animals in the world with spears, an animal with armoured skin and a foul temper that makes Pa look like the happiest man alive... and you're looking at lady bumps! :rolleyes: I bet your folks hid the copies of National Geographic from you as a kid. :lmao:
 
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Funny Uncle Kelly, I was thinking about this earlier. A picture of an amazing feat of bringing down one of the most dangerous animals in the world with spears, an animal with armoured skin and a foul temper that makes Pa look like the happiest man alive... and you're looking at lady bumps! :rolleyes: I bet your folks hid the copies of National Geographic from you as a kid. :lmao:
Have you read this back goatboy ? Well i'll leave others to comment on your nocturnal musings on great big mammals and lady bumps for others to comment on I shall just post it for the record (and don't go using your mod privelidges on it either
 

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OK back to old memes. On Good Friday in 1930 something unique happened... Or rather didn't!
On the BBC evening news they anounced ten minutes of light music as nothing of interest had happened that day. Well up until that point. There was a rebelion in India but new came too late to make it to the broadcast, so they played some light piano music instead.

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OK back to old memes. On Good Friday in 1930 something unique happened... Or rather didn't!
On the BBC evening news they anounced ten minutes of light music as nothing of interest had happened that day. Well up until that point. There was a rebelion in India but new came too late to make it to the broadcast, so they played some light piano music instead.

Sent via smokesignal from a woodland in Scotland.

Light piano music? Do you get a different sound than you would from a heavy piano? Every piano I have ever encountered has been heavy.
 
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OK back to old memes. On Good Friday in 1930 something unique happened... Or rather didn't!
On the BBC evening news they anounced ten minutes of light music as nothing of interest had happened that day. Well up until that point. There was a rebelion in India but new came too late to make it to the broadcast, so they played some light piano music instead.

Sent via smokesignal from a woodland in Scotland.

Mmm, if you've not got anything interesting to say don't say anything at all. if they employed that ethos today they would need a lot more piano music
 

Goatboy

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Light piano music? Do you get a different sound than you would from a heavy piano? Every piano I have ever encountered has been heavy.

OK old, sexist and a joke I don't agree with...
Why are ladies like pianos?...







When they're not upright they're grand... Badoom tish... I'm really getting me coat this.time

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