alright darling

[bushcraftuk_parrot]

Hello i'm a Buff-faced Pygmy-parrot, i flew from Papua New Guinea many many many full moons ago and i'm too lazy to fly back again. I like to sit on your shoulder and repeat stupid comments, i also like to poo down your back without you noticing hahahahahahahahaha.
I'm also looking for a special Buff-faced Pygmy-lady parrot to share fun times with and maybe more so get in touch if you think you can start my fire.
Heres a list of stuff i like
drinking
fighting
flying
eating
sleeping
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watching tv
chatting up Buff-faced Pygmy-lady parrots

I think you will agree that i have a great life style. Look forward to chatting and learning new stuff and stuff.

With love, Polly the Buff-faced Pygmy-parrot.

 

[Tony]

I presume you had no intention of staying for long

 

[ScottC]

Ooh a parrot. Do you repeat other stuff you've heard and pass it off as your own? You'll fit right in here.

 

[John Fenna]

Hello Polly
You must be crackers! - "You are what you eat".......
Welcome and enjoy!
John

 

[Shewie]

I presume you had no intention of staying for long

That must be some kind of record


Rich

 

[BOD]

And I thought there was nothing new on BCUK!

Here's a picture of a nice lady parrot with her b-u-m stuck in a tree. Could she be the one?

Always been fond of galahs

 

[JonnyP]

NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH
Tree gives birth to live parrot

 

[Toddy]

All it needs now is a pirate

atb,
Toddy

 

[Cap'n Badger]

Ahaaarrrrr

 

[gorilla]

18 minutes - classic
i have a feeling this could be the start of a new online phenomenon where nerdy teens with nothing better to do see who can register and get banned the quickest
i know it's a nuisance, but i can't help finding the mentality strangely amusing (and i don't mean the presumably offensive lines that had to be deleted)
it's a funny old world

 

[JonnyP]

18 minutes - classic
i have a feeling this could be the start of a new online phenomenon where nerdy teens with nothing better to do see who can register and get banned the quickest
i know it's a nuisance, but i can't help finding the mentality strangely amusing (and i don't mean the presumably offensive lines that had to be deleted)
it's a funny old world

Well he sounds a good character, shame he went too far. Made me smile though...Thanks for leaving the thread going Tony...

 

[Matt Weir]

Howd... oh erm ?! See you