A (nearly) self sufficient wife....

[JonathanD]

Lucky bugger, this is what I get from my missus....

Learned the hard way that the kitchen should only be used by me. She does still try though. Wish she wouldn't.

 

[British Red]

Aww Jon - we'll feed yah

 

[FGYT]

Do I have to shoot my own breakfast?

No I thought you had a fully trained Wife to do that for you

 

[rabbitrex]

Making bacon is easy, all you need is a piece of belly pork, some sea salt and some dried herbs.

Don't forget to raise and kill the pig first

 

[rabbitrex]

Lucky bugger, this is what I get from my missus....

Learned the hard way that the kitchen should only be used by me. She does still try though. Wish she wouldn't.

She cooks you a Waitrose free range chicken and you are complaining? At least she's cooking for you! Appreciation is key I think, otherwise you'll be in trouble.