1000th Post Giveaway - "Knock, knock..."

[Man of Tanith]

Knock knock
who's there?
felix
felix who?
felix my icecream again im gonna smack him

 

[Wilderbeast]

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose you keep asking so many questions?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bernadette.
Bernadette who?
Bernadette my lunch.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.

 

[Biker]

Bit like Harvestman's, but worth an extended punchline.

And another I just remembered from primary school:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who

Gesundheit!

 

[CBJ]

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn't know you could yodel.

loved that one as a nipper

Craig

 

[Bushwhacker]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pavlov..............Just testing.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
No, Doctor Shipman. Is your gran in?

 

[1234]

knock knock
**** of im trying to sleep

tis what i usually say

 

[Andy2112]

knock knock,
who's there?
Bigish
Bigish who
no thanks i can't read

 

[cbkernow]

knock knock

whos there?

banana

banana who?

knock knock

whos there?

banana

banana who?

knock knock

whos there?

banana

banana who?

knock knock

whos there?

Orange

orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?



I'll get my coat.

 

[outdoorowain]

knock knock
whos there?
Boy
Boy who?
Boy who cant reach the door bell.

 

[wattsy]

knock knock
who's there?
spell
spell who?
OK W-H-O

knock knock
who's there?
mikey
mikey who?
mikey doesn't work in the lock

knock knock
who's there?
theodore
theodore who?
theodore wasn't open so i knocked

this one's in really poor taste but it made me chuckle.
knock knock
who's there?
not raoul moat

 

[nickliv]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avon. Your bell's knackered


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Annoying interrupting cow
Annoying interrupting cow w
MOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Harvestman]

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you'll find out.

 

[Cap'n Badger]

Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Knock Knock Knock Knock.....
Who's THERE!
Knock-et-y Knock Knock-et-y Knock Knock Knock-et-y Knock-et-y Knock!!
Oh fer Gods sake, can someone let the drummer in!

 

[Thijzzz]

ROFL!!!

I vote for the Pavlov joke ;-) but the midge one is excellent too ;-) (Just back form Scorland y'see)

 

[_scorpio_]

so who decides the winner and when?

 

[Kerne]

Completely arbitrary decision by me and a couple of mates.

And the winner is...

Knock knock,
who's there?
Bigish
Bigish who
no thanks i can't read

Liked it because we hadn't heard it before and it was one of the ones where the "who" becomes part of the punchline.

Congrats to Andy2112 - PM on its way.

 

[Mesquite]

Well done Andy

 

[Robbi]

a knock knock joke ?.....OK here goes.......

you start.....


Hahahahahahaha !!!!!!

 

[Andy2112]

Completely arbitrary decision by me and a couple of mates.

And the winner is...

Knock knock,
who's there?
Bigish
Bigish who
no thanks i can't read

Liked it because we hadn't heard it before and it was one of the ones where the "who" becomes part of the punchline.

Congrats to Andy2112 - PM on its way.

Many thanks Kerne, and all those who took part, some good ones there folks.