Cats + birds = unhappy face

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Nope, still funny

Ease up fellah, you know its not real. If its not real, its not cruel. Do you think a cat is going to care? Nope, its too busy having fun torturing small creatures whilst they squeal in panic to worry about what we find funny

Red
 
Nope, still funny

Ease up fellah, you know its not real. If its not real, its not cruel. Do you think a cat is going to care? Nope, its too busy having fun torturing small creatures whilst they squeal in panic to worry about what we find funny

Red

Unless the cat is a sadist and wants one for christmas....
 
Well, I do have a sense of humour, but I don't find that funny. It's akin to those horrendous neck and limb irons that were used in Medieval times on humans.

I've never bought a cat, but I admit I fancy a Maine Coon :D

cheers,
M
 
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If it's not real, it's not cruel?

I dont want to excercise your brain cell too much, but i can think of a whole load of situations where this would not apply. it's not funny. It would be cruel. It's not real. It's badly done. *** is so funny? like i said before, when i start disecting live dogs (just for giggles) then i bet you guys will be slightly peeved.
 
Life really is too short, time to find out if the ignore button works, and no you haven't proven your point, I just can't be bothered with you
 
If it's not real, it's not cruel?

Well, obviously as it's not hurting anything. Otherwise we should lynch all those people that dress up as Boba Fett because they wear Wookiee scalps.

The post and pic were well placed, it was made up and so funny. If it was serious then obviously it would be inappropriate, but is was so obviously not. Even if you didn't find it funny, you could hardly call it offensive.
 
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Yeah but where's the fun in that. You'da missed out on this thread in context and THEN Maddave would've looked bad :jacked:

It's me job !! :D By the way I like all animals, including cats. Probably roasted slowly in their own juices with vegetables of the season and a honey glaze, but hey ! No one's PURRRRRfect

Have I been bad again :dunno:
 
Have I been bad again :dunno:

Indeed you have, but if anyone can't see the humour in that, society has no hope.

It's like that olde, comeback... "do you like kids?" "yes, but I could never manage a whole one". D'ya think the firrst person to make that joke is locked up now due to the recipient of said comment finding it unamusing and postively a threat to children :togo:
 
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Well TBh, i have tried most of the above already - par the oranges. But the birds are actually asking for it now. At the end of the day, i love my nija kittens, and am not tooo upset about a few birds, but when they bring in a bear, or sheep, i will worry.

Thanks guys,
PH34r

There are, i believe, around 7.5 million cats in britain.
For the sake of argument lets say that one in ten of them catch one bird per week (it could be a lot more or less, this is only a guess!).
That would mean 39 million wild birds killed each year by domestic cats.
Still not tooo upset about a few birds?
 
There are, i believe, around 7.5 million cats in britain.
For the sake of argument lets say that one in ten of them catch one bird per week (it could be a lot more or less, this is only a guess!).
That would mean 39 million wild birds killed each year by domestic cats.
Still not tooo upset about a few birds?

55 million according to the RSPB, did anyone bother reading the article I linked to?
 
55 million according to the RSPB, did anyone bother reading the article I linked to?

Yes :approve:

It's a hell of a lot of birds, and then you must think of the impact on other species that rely on birds as a food source and the adult birds taken that had young to feed. The numbers then increase significantly.
 
Mmm, Chickens are birds. About 70 Million people in this country eating chicken once a week ? well i let you do the math

I still like cat's
 

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