Oh, thank you!
I asked myself all the time why you have the Mc in your name...
I really have nothing against Scots.
As long as they don't speak and just write.
Once I worked in Berlin together with a Scot who was a really very nice guy.
The only point was, that he didn't speak or understand German, and I didn't understand him. Fortunately we had a deaf-mute colleague and changed over to a system of gesticulation, what worked far better than to try it in English.
Later I discovered that most Scots I met in France did speak French. So I found a way to speak with them.
Does Nessie speak French too?
I really would like to meet and speak to such a monster.