Woman battles bear off with courgette
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obviously not a veggie 
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....it seemed to prefer hot dogs.....
I bet it had a....oh i'll stop now
mojo
.........it seemed to prefer hot dogs.....
I bet it had a....oh i'll stop now
mojo
I like the way they've put a tape measure next to the courgette/marrow just to prove they weren't lying about the size of it.
No pictures of the ripped jeans or the wound or the dogs or the scene of the attack.
I can see the editor now. "To hell with the bear attack, the public wants oversized courgettes"
No pictures of the ripped jeans or the wound or the dogs or the scene of the attack.
I can see the editor now. "To hell with the bear attack, the public wants oversized courgettes"
I can't read the link just yet, as my mind if now fixated on the 'Goodness gracious me' sketches where everything can be done with a small aubergine!
I believe Monty Python offered a course on the use of vegetables for self-defence. I had no idea that it really worked though.
obviously not a veggie
....it seemed to prefer hot dogs.....
I bet it had a....oh i'll stop now
mojo
And not from PETA euther, otherwise she would have eaten the courgette and thus offered the bear a healthy filling.
i think the bear really saw what the woman was up to with a courgette and didnt fancy his chances :-D
It's a freakish occurence that the outcome isn't "woman-shaped stain found near black-bear scat, courgette also present".
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