Why did the Bushcrafter cross the road?

[Too Much Kit To Carry]

"Why did the Bushcrafter cross the road?"

Yeah, yeah - same as the other thread but a piptoporus betulina to the winner.

FYI - I thought this might be a bit of fun. You know the joke routine.

Post your replies to the thread and I'll give the sender of the best post a piptoporus betulina (birch polypore/razor strop) . Winner will be selected - need a panel of judges, me and the first two members to PM requesting to be judges? PLEASE JUDGES

Ending date for entry is Tuesday 19/12/06 at 12 midnight

Come on Judges - need some help here

Phil.

 

[ScottC]

To get to the other side?

 

[Silverback]

To retrieve the rabbit he had just clipped with the offside front wheel

 

[British Red]

To tie up the OTHER end of his hammock (an old french resistance Bushcraft technique)

 

[Shambling Shaman]

Because he was tied to the chicken (with hand made cordage of course)

 

[oops56]

he did not want to cross his wife so he cross the road

 

[Mr_Rimps]

to screw in the lightbulb!

 

[Backyard Bushcraft]

to get to the otters hide

 

[OzaawaaMigiziNini]

Landowner kicked him off his property for starting fires

 

[ArkAngel]

Seriously dude.....buy better quailty crackers this christmans

 

[Stew]

to get to the otters hide

Truly groan worthy! :You_Rock_

 

[useless]

Because Ray Mears did it on the TV (series 76: episode 4)

 

[mark a.]

to get to the otters hide

Ha ha ha ha ha!

 

[Klenchblaize]

To practice his bushcraft skills whilst hunting!

 

[SMARTY]

Because he could.

 

[Mikey P]

A true bushcrafter wouldn't cross the road - s/he would travel unobserved in the woods at the side of the road, foraging and hunting, building shelters and carving spoons, until the road ended.

They would then come back down the other side to their original destination point, complaining all the way that Ray Mears had made bushcraft too popular and it just wasn't the same anymore.

And leaving no trace.

Simple.

 

[Greywolf]

To try and find where his Atlatl dart went

 

[Klenchblaize]

They would then come back down the other side to their original destination point, complaining all the way that Ray Mears had made bushcraft too popular and it just wasn't the same anymore

Insert armchair before "bushcraft" and you might have a point!

Cheers

 

[rich59]

To prune the hedge of course.

(Think about it)

 

[Rebel]

Because nobody else was doing it.