Was in my local hardware store today , and the resdident alcoholic came in and asked for some meths,the shop owner said sorry but he would not sell him any , the alki has been dry for weks and commented that it was ok for the store to sell him paint , brushes , rollers , sandpaper etc , but not meths ? The shopkeeper said allright then , and the bloke said ,you havent got one in the fridge have you ? ...sorry couldnt resist that one