What makes you think the missus is away
- Thread starter delbach
- Start date
The thing is, it is absolutely inevitable that when you tidy up afterwards you will miss something, and that one thing will give the whole thing away.
That's the point when things start to get painful...
That's the point when things start to get painful...
Just cleared everything away and found a big blob of Autosol on the carpet.I'm starting to wish I had stayed in the garage
Just cleared everything away and found a big blob of Autosol on the carpet.I'm starting to wish I had stayed in the garage
My point exactly.
My knives and main strop live in... the living room.
I sharpen my blades while we are watching TV together.
Herself never says a word
It is all a matter of training them right from the word go
I sharpen my blades while we are watching TV together.
Herself never says a word
It is all a matter of training them right from the word go
To be fair to my better half she doesn't mind what I do as long as I clean up and don't make a mess.the problem is I keep having little accidents like the Autosol or blood on the carpet which does annoy her a bit.As for training I've tried for 18years and it's not going wellMy knives and main strop live in... the living room.
I sharpen my blades while we are watching TV together.
Herself never says a word
It is all a matter of training them right from the word go
Andrew
The easiest way to disguise the blood on the carpet is to spill a small amount of red wine on top of it and then have the rest of the bottle and couple of glasses waiting on the table for her return.
Don't forget the candles.
My knives and main strop live in... the living room.
I sharpen my blades while we are watching TV together.
Herself never says a word
It is all a matter of training them right from the word go
As my old flatmate used to saw when he came home finding me doing that... "Jezz! It's like living with David Bloody Crockett with you!"
If she came home to candles and a bottle of wine she would know I'd done something wrong she would be through this house like something off CSIThe easiest way to disguise the blood on the carpet is to spill a small amount of red wine on top of it and then have the rest of the bottle and couple of glasses waiting on the table for her return.
Don't forget the candles.
Andrew
To be fair to my better half she doesn't mind what I do as long as I clean up and don't make a mess.the problem is I keep having little accidents like the Autosol or blood on the carpet which does annoy her a bit.As for training I've tried for 18years and it's not going well
Andrew
It took me the best part of 30 years ... since then life has been easy
Only 12 years to go,I am really looking forward to itIt took me the best part of 30 years ... since then life has been easy
Andrew
Yeah, "Honey, I bought you some chocolates a bunch of roses and I've ran the bath for you
""What have you done?"
I see you've been there yourselfYeah, "Honey, I bought you some chocolates a bunch of roses and I've ran the bath for you
"What have you done?"
Andrew
I guess I'm lucky. The woman I spend the most time with now might well have her chain saw dismantled on the floor. Or be gutting fish in the kitchen.
The missus will happily gut fish,but I can't see her with a chainsaw,she got a blister on her hand once trying to start the lawnmower
Andrew
