Top caddy jokes

[Mesquite]

Got sent these by Biker... I'm not a golfer at all but they gave me a chuckle for sure

Number :10
Golfer: "I think I'm going to drownmyself in the lake."

Caddy: "Think you can keep your head downthat long, sir?

Number : 9
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."

Caddy: "Try heaven sir, you've already moved most of the earth."

Number : 8
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"

Caddy: "Yes sir . . . . You miss the ballmuch closer now."

Number : 7
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"

Caddy: "Eventually, sir."

Number : 6
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."

Caddy: "I don't think so sir . . . That would be too much of a coincidence."

Number : 5
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."

Caddy: "It's not a watch sir - it's acompass."

Number : 4
Golfer: "How do you like my game?"

Caddy: "It's very good sir - but personally, I prefer golf."

Number : 3
Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"

Caddy: "I'm afraid the way you play sir,it's a sin on any day."

Number : 2
Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."

Caddy: "But this isn't the golf course .. We left that an hour ago sir."

And the Number : 1 . . . . Best Caddy Comment:
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."

Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

Bonus . . .An old favorite . . . about the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole . . .He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy .:

"Can you see any obvious problems?

Caddy: "There's a piece of s*** on the end of your club."

The Golfer picks up his club and cleans the club face .. .

Caddy: "No sir, it's at the other end"

 

[Harvestman]

I loathe golf. But those were excellent.