Mine is very simple. A Hazel stick bought 3 yrs ago at a boot sale for £2. Left it slowly drying for another 2y. Whipped on(with old Dacron) a grabby thingy type wrist strap from an old Motorola brick phone. Screwed and epoxied on a pointy grip and plastered the whole thing with some left over fly fishing rod flexible, really, really shiny, brilliantly hard epoxy finish.
The more visually astute and aware of you will no doubt notice that no ponchos were purchased, nor were any telescopic sights fitted or in fact, were any steam irons used in the promotion of my posting.(unlike others here.)