Haven't had any 'Microsoft' calls for a while now.
Got this email yesterday though....
FBI Washington Field Office
601 4th Street NW
Washington , DC 20535 ,
Tel/ fax (563) 223-8716
E-mail:
mccoypatricia12@yahoo.com.hk
Terrorist Screening,
checkmating Money laundry,
Trafficking, Bank Fraud Scam.
Security Interception of Unsolicited Business Transaction.
Attention: Beneficiary,
I am Ms. McCoy Patricia, The FBI director nominated by President Barack Obama to aid the current FBI General James B Comey, due to internal logical protocols guiding international and local transactions, my tenure represent peace, equity and justice and rule of law shall prevail, my duty is to ensure global maximum security and to protect fundamental human rights.
FBI has increased their priorities because of the recent terrorist global threat; find below the interception information's of the sum $8 million dollars United States dollars manifested in your name as the beneficiary, we have every evidence to prosecute this case, we are presently movement of funds from different countries based on the security Intel exposing links of terrorism sponsorship.
1. FBI global security wire tape has confirmed that the sum of $8 million dollars have been severally attempted to be release in your name through different methods like Automated card payment system method (ATM)
2. Consignment Diplomatic Delivery method
3, Bank Wire Transfer method
Every attempts by your partners to move this funds according to your instructions have been futile and frustrated by the FBI global security hard disc which is been control by world bank international security server, the amount in your name have been abandoned under government security vault which is against international law of money laundry, terrorism and trafficking, i met your file at the security strong room with every other transactions relevant documents without the other three compulsory documents mentioned in this message.
2, our security Intel have confirmed your email address on the payment manifest booklet, I have clinically crosschecked the manifest and discovered that several business transactions have been linked to your email address, you have consented by either sending money to them or aid the transactions by providing your information's for the movement of the funds through several means, your email address is on the hard disc.
Security Order: The amount registered in your name is $8 million dollars which you have to secure the below documents to enable our appointed agents to release your funds according to international government protocols or I will submit your file for legal prosecution if you refuse to pay the official fee of $355 dollars.
A. International Fund Release Clearance Permit Certificate
B. Fund Authorization Legal Certificate
C. International Fund Confirmation Order Certificate.
Finally, you have to get back to me once you receive this message to secure the above mentioned certificates if you don't want legal prosecution at the international court of justice, this message supersedes every other FBI message you have received in the past with this registered serial number TSGFB/09-PL.3R45.
Waiting for the three certificates so that your funds will be released according to government international security law, you should either follow the instructions or accept court prosecution, don't allow ignorance of the law to affect your sense of reasoning.
You should put behind your past dealings with crooks from different country now that i have contacted you, you have only two working days to submit the above mentioned certificates if you don't want to blame yourself for ignoring security instructions, you will be issued an official receipt once you observe the official fee.
Regards,
Ms. McCoy Patricia.
(TSGFB/09-PL.3R45).
Director FBI
C-C: Homeland Security Council
C-C: CIA
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