this is the last straw
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Did I say straw? excuss me I need to sneeze
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Did I say straw? excuss me I need to sneeze
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That's not funny, I've got it!
But don't worry, the Dr says I'll be fine in a couple of weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks!
But don't worry, the Dr says I'll be fine in a couple of weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks!
As it was loading, the explorer bar at the bottom of my screen said "Ancient coffin in pig sh....." I was so worried what I was gonna see!
you know I mentioned the "Ham actor" Pig ?
you see i know He's an actor ...
I saw him in a play...
called Hamlett!
you see i know He's an actor ...
I saw him in a play...
called Hamlett!
Apparently one of the first cases in Mexico came about after a farmer was sneezed on by a couple of pigs hiding in a small tree.
He was hambushed.
He was hambushed.
nah, like a pig's tail it's twirly...:You_Rock_
the best yet!!!
is it ime to s-wined this thread up yet?
That's nothing, when I was up the west coast today I had the trots and went to the local surgery in a remote village, the doc told me to streak and he twisted my ears and told me to "squeeel like a piggy boy!".
and went to the local surgery in a remote village, the doc told me to streak and he twisted my ears and told me to "squeeel like a piggy boy!". 
This is serious business.
My daughter woke up this morning with her hair in pigtails.
Should we be worried?
(just thought of this)
Just out on sky news, Margaret Thatcher has come down with Swine Flu, the funny thing is I always thought she was a heifer.
My daughter woke up this morning with her hair in pigtails.
Should we be worried?
(just thought of this)
Just out on sky news, Margaret Thatcher has come down with Swine Flu, the funny thing is I always thought she was a heifer.
Me too, there are some really bad puns,
problem is once the've Ba-con I don't where it'll end!
I don't know,
it was meant to be a good pun but I've made a Pig's ear of it!
problem is once the've Ba-con I don't where it'll end!
I don't know,
it was meant to be a good pun but I've made a Pig's ear of it!
Incredibly useful beasts are pigs.
We can use every bit of it, even it's squeak.
That's what makes the bubble in the spirit level you know
Well, my Dad told me that when I was three
cheers,
Toddy
We can use every bit of it, even it's squeak.
That's what makes the bubble in the spirit level you know
Well, my Dad told me that when I was three
cheers,
Toddy
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