On a serious note. Today in the Daily Mail they said thousands of people were using Swine Flu as an excuse to throw a sickie. I wonder how many people are telling Porkies?
Eric
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It is not just the daily mail that is at panic stations, Knitting Today is a normally sudate pubication had the pattern for this;
(well atlest it isn't porker of a pun)
(well atlest it isn't porker of a pun)
Apperently German vets have known about this strain in domestic pets, particulalry dogs who for for some time were called Schweinhund 
wow I was Pig ignorant about that!!unfortunately Woolworths would have been helpful aparently having selections of sweeties helps with the flu symptoms, since the credit crunch woolies has gone under, but, thankfuly the NHS will be starting their own perscription brand of flu sweets they're going to be called "Pig and Mix".
(was that worth the typing?)
unfortunately Woolworths would have been helpful aparently having selections of sweeties helps with the flu symptoms, since the credit crunch woolies has gone under, but, thankfuly the NHS will be starting their own perscription brand of flu sweets they're going to be called "Pig and Mix".
(was that worth the typing?)
Insert laughing emoticons here, here and here.:You_Rock_
YES it was worth the typing! 'Pig and Mix' destroys all other puns for relevancy and brilliance - 1st prize to RAPPLEBY 2000. Everyone else give up now, we're not going to get better than that.
