NHS Direct

[Eric_Methven]

I called NHS Direct last night to get more information in swine flu.
All I got was crackling.

 

[Hammock_man]

Its a pig when that happens!

 

[Shewie]

Oh no here we go

I thought I had it this morning when I came out in a nasty rasher

 

[spamel]

I had a similar problem, I've been trying to get in touch for wheeeeeks!

 

[Iona]

I felt so awful I drove myself to A&E, couldn't find anywhere to pork!

See that just sounds dirty.

 

[Kerne]

Apparently swine flu and avian flu are combining into flying pig flu.

 

[andybysea]

I just won a free all expenses trip to Mexico, im sick as a pig i cant go.

 

[BorderReiver]

TODDY!!!!

We need you to close a thread, urgently.

 

[Prawnster]

My wife refused to go and fill up the car because she was scared of the swine flu.

I said "You dope, it's in Mexico, not Texaco!"

 

[Hammock_man]

The winner is Prawnster ....
Honourable mention to andybysea

 

[Prawnster]

The winner is Prawnster ....
Honourable mention to andybysea

Tisn't mine

 

[Globetrotter.uk]

I started sneezing badly today in the city, someone called 999 and a hambulance arrived

 

[spamel]

I always fancied finding some pignuts, now I'm not too sure!

 

[Toddy]

.........I'm so glad no one finds the topic a boar, and I hope you found some oinkment Eric at A & E.

cheers,
Toddy

 

[Wallenstein]

If you do come out in a rasher, make sure you apply plenty of oikment.

NHS Direct told me not to worry, but I think they were just telling porkies.

**gah... beaten to it!**

 

[Mesquite]

My contributions a picture

 

[Shewie]

My contributions a picture

Nice one Steve

 

[RAPPLEBY2000]

My worry is if everyone get's the virus who's going to bring home the bacon?

 

[Barn Owl]

Swine flu! pah that's nothing...

I've a huge sty in my eye...

 

[Globetrotter.uk]

My worry is if everyone get's the virus who's going to bring home the bacon?

Maybe the angels will