New Year,s Thought

[Sniper]

Just a little vision of things to come for you younger folks out there to look forward to as age marches on, and a little reminder for some of the older folks, see if you can recognize any of the comments.

Colonoscopies​

Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!'

2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'

3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'

4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'

5. 'You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married.'

6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'

7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'

8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'

9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!'

10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'

11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'

12. 'God, now I know why I am not gay..'

And the best one of all:

13. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?'

 

[Mesquite]

.... excellent Sniper

 

[Shambling Shaman]

Funny, No#13 is good

 

[Barn Owl]

I was asked by the Sister if I wanted to watch..(funnily enough, i was asked the same at my vasectomy)..

As the conversation progressed, it turns out she was great friends with a workmate..

You know you've had your moneys worth when they tie off your piles prior to letting you out of the exam room..

 

[bojit]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayy to much info!!!!

Craig..........