Knorks. The product that will be a huge success.

[Two Socks]

 

[crosslandkelly]

Oh yes, I like that a lot.

 

[TarHeelBrit]

Oh yes, I like that a lot.

I'll second that.

 

[Toddy]

Is that not just an accident waiting to happen ?

We're still using splayds we were given over thirty years ago, and they do all that those things are claimed to do, but without looking like an implement for some weird version of oral seppuki.

M

 

[crosslandkelly]

No, I'll go with my gut instinct, and say the Knork looks a far more versatile tool.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/1512...f11=ICEP3.0.0&ff12=67&ff13=80&ff14=108&ff19=0

 

[crosslandkelly]

oral seppuki.

M

Ritual suicide of speech?

 

[Toddy]

No, ripped apart mouth

The Splayds are blooming good eating irons though

M

 

[Harvestman]

Knorks. Hmm, I think its main selling point will be that it sounds rude.

 

[demographic]

Knorks. Hmm, I think its main selling point will be that it sounds rude.

As in "Sorry luv, I wasn't really searching Google images for Norks...Erm... I got my spelling wrong and was actually looking for Knorks".

Yeah Riiiiiiiiight.

 

[John Fenna]

In parts, if not all, of Australia a "Nork" is the bit of a Lady that feeds a baby before it is on solids....
I would imagine that using a Knork would render you incapable of eating anything in comfort ever again!
And if anyone says - "Yeah, but the knife bit is not sharp enough to cut anyone..." - WE ARE TALKING TO BUSHCRAFTERS HERE!
And no Bushcrafter would be seen dead with a knife edge of any sort that was incapable of slicing the wind into individual breezes....

 

[Baelfore]

"Yeah, but the knife bit is not sharp enough to cut anyone..." - WE ARE TALKING TO BUSHCRAFTERS HERE!
And no Bushcrafter would be seen dead with a knife edge of any sort that was incapable of slicing the wind into individual breezes....

to true...

 

[TurboGirl]

I bought hubs a Logan Pearce knanner, we never tried it as a spanner yet but as a knife, its the sharpest blade we own

Apologies, I can't use the hyperlinks button... http://www.whaleoil.co.nz/tag/spanner/

 

[BigMonster]

 

[leon-1]

If they can mangae that with a fork just think of all the fun things a family can get upto with a knork.

 

[Two Socks]

Here is a nice diagram for when the nomenclature becomes confusing (I had to google splayd, and found this chart). I would not want to eat with a nicely sharpened knork. A spife also doesn`t seem like it would enhance the eating-experience.

 

[mrcharly]

Splayds rock

I have my mum's old 70's splayds and they are still the best!

 

[Blaidd]

My gran had a set of silver knorks, although they were called cake forks. Actually, I've just checked ... they're still called cake forks.
Edit. OK, I guess they're not sharp, which I assume a knork should be. Or serrated like my LMF spork, which works .. um.. not, really.

 

[ged]

Runcible spoons anyone?

 

[Toddy]

Runcible spoons anyone?

Brilliant

M

 

[Tengu]

What is wrong with a proper KFS and keep your sanity?