I originally posted this at
www.backpacking.net
I see from these posts that a chapter has to started at bushcraftuk!
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ASA (Alcohol Stove Anonymous) Support Group:
These are the twelve steps to recovery for soda-can stove addicts:
1.We admitted we were powerless over alcohol-fueled soda-can stoves; that our lives had become unmanageable.
2.Came to believe that a soda-can stove design better than ours could restore us to sanity.
3.Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of lightweight backpackers, as we understood them.
4.Made a searching and fearless inventory of our excessive number of soda-can stove designs.
5.Admitted to the forum moderator, to ourselves, and to another human being , (our long-suffering spouses, etc.), the exact nature of our wrongs. (eg: our compulsive desire to collect, cut, drill, glue, tape and ignite, and possibly melt, beverage containers of all possible varieties.)
6.Were entirely ready to have the forum moderator remove all these defects of character. (See #5, above.)
7.Humbly asked the forum moderator to remove our shortcomings, our obsessiveness, along with mounds of scrap aluminum, empty alcohol containers, etc.
8.Made a list of all persons we had scared half-to-death, (eg: spouses, friends, the cat, etc.), when our stove experiments went awry (blew up) and became willing to make amends to them all.
9.Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, after putting the fire(s) out.
10.Continued to take personal inventory (46 stoves
47
48
49
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11.Sought through on-line forums and websites to improve our stove-building abilities, as we understand them, praying only for knowledge of the understanding so as to construct the holy grail of soda-can stovesthe completely controllable, slow-simmer, soda-can stove!
12.Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other soda-can stove addicts,
WHO ARE WE KIDDING? We will still be making these stoves until they shovel the dirt over us!