Investment advice

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Bootstrap Bob

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Jun 21, 2006
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Just came across this piece of advice and thought I'd share it with you all :lmao:

If you had bought £1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth £49.00. With Enron, you would have £16.50 of the original £1,000.00. With Worldcom, you would have less than £5.00 left. If you had bought £1,000.00 worth of Stella one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the bottles for a 5p deposit, you would now have £107.00. Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle
 

Tadpole

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Nov 12, 2005
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Just came across this piece of advice and thought I'd share it with you all :lmao:

If you had bought £1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth £49.00. With Enron, you would have £16.50 of the original £1,000.00. With Worldcom, you would have less than £5.00 left. If you had bought £1,000.00 worth of Stella one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the bottles for a 5p deposit, you would now have £107.00. Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle
Sadly it would cost you £135 (on Eurostar) to collect your bottle deposit from one of the Few places in Europe that pays for a bottle deposit that is Belgium, buy it in Aluminium cans and your investment will be worth about £7:D
 

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