Hampshire meet 20th - 22nd April

[9InchNinja]

Beginning to think i'll bring the tent instead that way at least one of us will stay dry. LOL

Bugger - the only tent I've got is a 5 meter bell-tent. Too heavy to carry very far, and too big to pitch anywhere

So, I'll be bringing the tatonka 4.5x3 tarp, bivi, cot-bed & sleep mat and a doss bag.

Would one of you kind chaps help me rig up the tarp? I've only used it once, and that was in the garden, so it probably doesn't count...

 

[Retired Member southey]

the fire will dry clothes, the dancing monkey that is Raikey will lift any spirits

okay, my little kit list I was going to do some of the challenges, but comfort has yet again won,so i will do them another weekend,

bergan,
basha
closed cell roll matt(trimmed to 3\4 length)
issue bivvie bag
sleeping bag 3 season with a liner,
warm top (buffalo special 6)
warm hat and a base ball cap
thin warm gloves,
water proof jacket and over trousers
billy and brew kit
first aid kit
head torch with fresh batts and two spare sets
two water bottles and a platy bag
mug(not me)
spoon knife
knife knife
saw
axe
shades(to look cool with)
camera and spare batts
1 x spare socks and foot powder
flip flops
some kind of food

wearing=

wellies, socks wool, trousers, belt, pants(maybe), tee shirt, wool shirt, body warmer, charming demeanour and a dapper smile,

 

[Retired Member southey]

I will be nice and dry under my basha,

 

[Retired Member southey]

ill be set like this chaps, no worries about the passing rain showers

 

[9InchNinja]

Ok, feeling slightly under-prepared now.

I'm bringing:

Bergen:
wash kit
issue bivvi
tarp
sleep mat
german para sleeping bag (AND maybe the sleep cell)
cook set
kelly kettle
rat packs & other grub
platypus with filter
clothes
head torch
hatchet
entrenching tool (not sure if I'll need this?)
MOD hacker
cot-bed
goretex jacket
and a funny looking hat.

I'll be wearing speedo's and nipple tassels

 

[Grendel]

I better start finding my kit.

 

[Retired Member southey]

Looks great! are they red cone tassels or do they clip straight to you?

these look great!

 

[9InchNinja]

Looks great! are they red cone tassels or do they clip straight to you?

these look great!

They're the ones! Must remember not to use the hot glue gun to attach them again...

 

[Retired Member southey]

weather forcast YEAH BABY

 

[ex-member Raikey]

my kit,


dd 3x3 (yawn)
dd camping hammock (yawn)
down U/Q
wool blanky (knitted from mermaids pubes by an indian chief)
12cm billy
small esbit brew set.
crusader cup
SFA
spoon knife
knife knife
poetry book
big alloy casket
massive chair (might just burn it before i go home)
some plastic bottles (as fuel to cook my bacon on)
a wardrobe and side table from the house clearance of a dead old bloke (as fuel to burn)
some pallets (extra fuel)
a nasty bitter sacrastic streak (i pack this last, so i can get to it quickly)

 

[Retired Member southey]

Hahahaha have you packed a strop for your wit?

 

[ex-member Raikey]

Hahahaha have you packed a strop for your wit?

yep,...

oh i forgot badger condoms too,..

 

[Retired Member southey]

yes, listen up kids, safe badger fumbling is paramount to your enjoyment of the natural world, how can you ask a Fox to respect you if you've not fondled a badger,

 

[Retired Member southey]

yep,...

oh i forgot badger condoms too,..

ere do you want one of my rubbish strops?

 

[9InchNinja]

Is there badger boffing this weekend? I'd not prepared for that! I'd better bring the extra gritty lube for maximum enjoyment

 

[ex-member Raikey]

ere do you want one of my rubbish strops?

no,.......

 

[9InchNinja]

Well, I've just gone an done it. Cash was burning a hole in my pocket, so now I've got a DD hammock on the way with some whoopie cushion system (whatever that is I don't know)

So you can all laugh at me as I either fail to put it up, break something the process, or fall out of it.

 

[Retired Member southey]

Cool beans dude! We shall all stand and watch you rig it. Naked.

 

[9InchNinja]

Cool beans dude! We shall all stand and watch you rig it. Naked.

You'll be naked? I wont be naked - got those nipple tassels to keep me warm

 

[Grendel]

Ready to pack so far;
Tent (since STILL cant find fecking bivi bag )
Huge roll mat
Travel blanket
Army artic sleeping bag
Gas stove
Bog roll
Mess tins
Food
KFS
Work knife and Hatchet (just sharpened)
Wellie boots
Warm cloathes & waterproofs
DD tarp for making porch to tent so can still cook when pissing down
5l water
Only got Fox condoms though?


What else will i need???