Free T Good Home

[santaman2000]

Craig's List: Free to good home.

My girlfriend doesn't like my dog, so I appeal to you.
She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!

So........anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed!!

 

[Thetillerman71]

How much does it cost to run a month? does it come with any service certificates or documentation?

 

[British Red]

Good call that man!

 

[ammo]

Class that.

 

[dwardo]

Tough choice, glad you made the right decision.

 

[Joonsy]

great post, would oblige if i was into self-harm.

 

[ol smokey]

Love it, That would be my sentiments too. Lovely dog! Don't know about the Girl friend. Cheers Stuart.

 

[GGTBod]

Put her in a kennel where she belongs so she can sad eyes the next sucker, cheers for the laugh