Found a rather large Egg.

[Clouston98]

Eggstraordinary (let the puns commence!)

It's eggsactly that!

 

[HillBill]

No need to eggsagerate.

 

[John Fenna]

Not just puns - any bad yolks will do....

 

[santaman2000]

Might as well eat it. Having gone cold it won't hatch. Eggs are good, so long as it doesn't smell off (or there isn't a baby bird inside, which can be off-putting)......

Unless you're intoa very big balute!

 

[FGYT]

boild for 2-3 hrs and pickle in a very large jar

or make a monster Scotch Egg

 

[Harvestman]

make a monster Scotch Egg

Brilliant!

 

[david1]

Blow it out

 

[HillBill]

Already been done... 'twas a bad egg, so to speak.

Blow it out

 

[redneck]

we shellute you..

 

[Goatboy]

I see they've all come out of their shells with those jokes! Maybe it's a new person from Ork after last weeks sadness with Robin Williams.

 

[mountainm]

I suspect fowl play.

 

[Goatboy]

I suspect fowl play.

Are you having a yolk!?

 

[mountainm]

Are you having a yolk!?

Sometimes you really crack me up.

 

[HillBill]

You lot are eggsasperating

 

[Goatboy]

You lot are eggsasperating

Oh you could collect all these together into some sort of Albumen or would that be a glair​ing mistake!!!

 

[mountainm]

Oh you could collect all these together into some sort of Albumen or would that be a glair​ing mistake!!!

C'mon don't egg him on, you'll only make him meranguery!

 

[Goatboy]

Yes he is rather eggsotic and slightly cracked already. I'll be a good little soldier and refrain from that sort of stuff before anyone poaches ​my material!

 

[santaman2000]

Well this discussion hasn't turned out eggsactly as I eggspected.

 

[Goatboy]

Well this discussion hasn't turned out eggsactly as I eggspected.

No you're right, it's become rather ​scrambled.

 

[santaman2000]

Yes. It's getting hard to eggstrapolate the relevant info.