Fair price - 8 legs of venison for £150??

[Wallenstein]

I've been offered 8 legs of venison for £150... personally I think it's too dear.

And remember kids... never light a fire in your canoe, as the saying goes "you can't have your kayak and heat it".

 

[MartinK9]

Doe!!!!

 

[Andy2112]

Taxi for Wallenstein.

 

[apj1974]

Well it cant be said its a bum deal!

 

[locum76]

someones opened the christmas crackers early....

 

[Melonfish]

ugh...

"i asked my butcher how much the venison sausages were but decided to leave them, they were just dead dear...."

"i walked into my local butchers and asked how much the beef in the window was, but he said the better stuff was hanging above the counter, i looked but decided against it, the steaks were just too high..."


I'm already wearing me coat, here's the door hitting me in the a$$ on the way out!

 

[w00dsmoke]

I think my pheasant was cheap compared to that!

 

[helixpteron]

I got to the butcher's just before they closed, and when I asked if he had anything going cheap..... He gave me a budgie!

 

[Adze]

Bob Monkhousetastic!

 

[Bushwhacker]

There are better prices than that.


Sika and ye shall find.

 

[w00dsmoke]

I saw some cardboard cartons that looked like cake boxes so I asked the sales lady are they cakes or a meringue?

 

[apj1974]

I got throw out of a craft shop once when I asked the lady if she knew where I could get felt!

 

[Asa Samuel]

I saw some cardboard cartons that looked like cake boxes so I asked the sales lady are they cakes or a meringue?

 

[Humpback]

My wife is looking for that Disney book about a blind deer (aah) can you tell me where to get it, cos I've got no eye deer!

 

[nickliv]

What's brown, lives in the forest, and hasn't got a mum?




Bambi

 

[Humpback]

 

[nickliv]

I got stung by a bee the other day.



£12 for a jar of honey.