I doubt that I am the only one, but I find F1 potentially the most boring thing in the world.
Now normally with my work I am away and am not subjected to this total travesty of Television Broadcasting, but I have been home for a while and I have to say that I would rather set fire to my head and have it extinguished with a sledgehammer than watch F1.
Unfortunately my housemate is an F1 fanatic. He claims that he thinks it's marvellous, but he seems to sleep through most of it.
I think that good rumours to start would be:
"I had heard that they were going to ban it from the penitentiary system because it could be classed as a cruel and unusual punishment."
and
"The NHS have been looking at employing it as a method of inducing a coma, however because it also placed all of the medical team into a coma those plans were scrapped."
The fact that they allow this to take up hours of broadcasting time during the F1 season (which is far too long IMO) is a travesty when they could put something educational on the telly instead.
Now normally with my work I am away and am not subjected to this total travesty of Television Broadcasting, but I have been home for a while and I have to say that I would rather set fire to my head and have it extinguished with a sledgehammer than watch F1.
Unfortunately my housemate is an F1 fanatic. He claims that he thinks it's marvellous, but he seems to sleep through most of it.
I think that good rumours to start would be:
"I had heard that they were going to ban it from the penitentiary system because it could be classed as a cruel and unusual punishment."
and
"The NHS have been looking at employing it as a method of inducing a coma, however because it also placed all of the medical team into a coma those plans were scrapped."
The fact that they allow this to take up hours of broadcasting time during the F1 season (which is far too long IMO) is a travesty when they could put something educational on the telly instead.