Enlighten me ...please

[wicca]

Ok, now this is deadly serious...After looking at various websites I need advice as I have reached the stage in life where I am easily confused..

1. What is a 'combat Mug'...if it's washed in a sink with other items,does it start fighting?
2. A 'Tactical Wallet' ...if allowed to, will it bimble off on it's own, do a recce and come back with a sitrep?
3.A 'Survival' pillow..honest..
4.'Special Forces' waterproof matches..(hang on I'm havin' trouble typing...)
5. 'Covert Operations Vest'...it's got 14 pouches and a holster on it and a load capacity of about 50 kilos...Covert..mmm?
6. And the top prize..'Tent pegs as issued to Elite Forces'..pack of 10..a bargain.
Answers on a postcard to Wicca at 'Special Secret HQ'...

 

[SiWhite]

Makes me remember a similar curiosity from my Army days.

Some folk were so 'army barmy' that some even used to write their Orders with DPM pens. I always used to think that if the only thing keeping you from being seen was a camoflague pen, something's gone wrong somewhere!

 

[Shewie]

Have you been on ebay again wicca ? I can`t help but laugh at all the "SAS" gear on there these days.

 

[Nagual]

hehehe

Well a Combat Mug I suspect is a mug that you'd stick on your hands to fight with.. even better if it was DPM that way they'd never see you hitting them and wonder who it was..

The Tactical Wallet, hmm. Is that one that hides from you when you need it most and are looking for it with a queue of 50 people behind you at the petrol station?

Special Forces matches eh? Perhaps a bit like unseen forces, from the beyond? Or is it you need an insane amount of force to light them, thus being special...

The Covert Operations Vest, isn't that a modern version of the old 'board game' Operations?

Elite Tent pegs? Possibly same bunch that made the special matches...


Nag.

 

[Ogri the trog]

The one that always makes me laugh....

Is the Combat Washbag! :yelrotflm :yelrotflm :yelrotflm

Ogri the trog

 

[robin wood]

there must be a lot of combat mugs out there buying the stuff.

 

[Aaron]

All 'special forces' prefixed kit is personally endorsed by Ross Kemp I believe

 

[ZDP-189]

Multicam is excellent at hiding dirt, kebab juice and vomit (except red wine induced) and so is the ultimate urban attire.

 

[Kerne]

I have a "tactical wallet" - when she thinks I might spend too much, SWMBO hides it!

As for "Elite tent pegs" - I saw some titanium ones the other day - they certainly had an elite price.

 

[joejoe]

will send a postcard as soon as i find my cammo pen. / sure i put it down on the cammo desk

 

[gregorach]

The "Special Forces waterproof matches" are actually white phosphorous grenades, relabled to get past export restrictions...

 

[John Fenna]

(special pompous voice)
Quote
"I actually had a cammo Zippo and a plain silver one.
I lost one of them in the woods.
It was the silver one.
I had that one with me because I could not find the cammo one when I was packing....."
Unquote

 

[rancid badger]

there must be a lot of combat mugs out there buying the stuff.

Oh yes!
R.B.

 

[jojo]

While on the subject, can anyone help me?? I have been looking for urban-combat-camo-thongs (sorry, bit of a mouthful) but can't find any.....

 

[saddle_tramp]

what about these then?


http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SNAP-ON-3-PIE...kparms=72%3A1301|66:2|65:12|39:1|240:1318


tactical spanners

 

[saddle_tramp]

While on the subject, can anyone help me?? I have been looking for urban-combat-camo-thongs (sorry, bit of a mouthful) but can't find any.....

closest thing i can find http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/WAX-BRAND-UND...14&_trkparms=72:1301|66:2|65:12|39:1|240:1318

 

[firebreather]

While on the subject, can anyone help me?? I have been looking for urban-combat-camo-thongs (sorry, bit of a mouthful) but can't find any.....

Let me source some material and Lin will knock a few up for you. There are already a few pairs of DPM in ripstop nylon with paracord ties flying around
Let me find a piccy......
Here we go

We will be doing these on order for the "special forces"
How about a group buy.......

Greg

 

[nigeltm]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SNAP-ON-3-PIE...14&_trkparms=72:1301|66:2|65:12|39:1|240:1318


tactical spanners

Hell in a handbasket!

Gold inlaid (which is shiny) cammo (which shouldn't be shiny) spanners?? And all for the bargain price of £115!!!!

You must be a spanner to buy them.

Come-on guys, own up. Which of you metal working bodger types out there made these?

 

[jojo]

Saddle tramp, what do you take me for? They are not my colour.... tttchh...honestly....and look at that waistband....

Now, that's soooooo much better...... :notworthy

115 quids...tactical spanners... Is that a sort of Damascus steel, the pattern goes through the whole spanners?? and if you put them in the fire, could you hammer them into some nice camo bushcraft knives..

 

[wicca]

I'm beginning to think my genuinely posed original questions are not being treated seriously by you rabble. Actually I know a Polish girl who used to bump start armoured personnel carriers when she was in the Polish army, Firebreather those cammo knicks.... got any in 46 waist? (she's a big girl)..