Very best of luck! I hope you find a good solution and that it all falls into place, whatever!
I do make nice spoons, and my two little girls love doing wees and poos outsideBuy a gypsy caravan and a horse, get good at whittling spoons? Worse comes to worst you'll still have a home & a fire, but no bills and will regularly need to move about. Using the loo becomes a lot less pleasant...