I wouldn't want to be in the toon tonight after those southern gentlemen from Manchester beat us 4 nowt today ! lol
What gets me is every time i have been off in the sticks i come back smelling a little funky and showing signs of the outdoors and carrying my kit and they all look at me like i am the one who looks stupid, i really don't understand how they look in the mirror and then leave the house thinking "Yes that is how i want to look today" they actually chose to apply all that crap deliberately and got to a point where they were satisfied with the result and then went out to show the world, you couldn't make it up (no pun intended)