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I know what you mean, my wife was looking in the wardrobe mirror and said "I look fat, can you give me a compliment" so I said "You've got perfect eyesight".
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When the wife asks for Orange scented body scrub this xmas, she doesn't mean a tub of Swarfega Heavy.
The folded up thing on the ground is a "Tree Stand."
The usefulness is based on deer behaviour to very rarely ever look up.
Instinctively, not a direction from which to expect a threat.
The deer hunter picks a tree with vision and shooting lanes along one or more game trails.
Jack the tree stand (nice comfortable seat and seat belt) up maybe 20' or more.
Rope on the gun, climb into the seat, buckle up then haul up the gun.
= = =
The other "tree stand" is some sort of crappy tripod device meant to support a Christmas tree on the 86th of October.
The usefulness is based on deer behaviour to very rarely ever look up.
Instinctively, not a direction from which to expect a threat.
The deer hunter picks a tree with vision and shooting lanes along one or more game trails.
Jack the tree stand (nice comfortable seat and seat belt) up maybe 20' or more.
Rope on the gun, climb into the seat, buckle up then haul up the gun.
= = =
The other "tree stand" is some sort of crappy tripod device meant to support a Christmas tree on the 86th of October.
Yep. The tree stand in the picture as it looks when properly set up
The tree stand the wife wanted to hold up the tree
The tree stand the wife wanted to hold up the tree
86th of October ! 😂 LMAO , sad but true.
Here we're seeing subliminal advertising already for Xmas ...
It's subtle but it's out there...
It won't be long until the marketing companies and corporate low life spawns of female dogs start bombarding our children with their products and useless plastic junk.
Ridiculous and sometimes obscene...
Here's a poster that sums it up for me...
I'm sorry for thread hijack...
Just the other day I was in a similar situation. She was trying on a dress before we went out and said "Does my bum look big in this?" I said "Well, it is quite a small room."
We quit exchanging gifts. Instead, we spend the money on agricultural gifts to people in Third World countries.
Chickens, goats, etc, gardening supplies (shovels/rakes/seed) in somebody else's name.
My only anatomical utterance which I've used was "looks like two pigs fighting in a bag."
Chickens, goats, etc, gardening supplies (shovels/rakes/seed) in somebody else's name.
My only anatomical utterance which I've used was "looks like two pigs fighting in a bag."
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