bushcraft activities for an invalid

[toilet digger]

You had better do your nut cracking before downing the vodka, accidents can easily happen


What are you going to do with the vanilla pod ?

1 litre of the vodka is for a hazelnut liquer (including vanilla pod)
the other litre is for some plum liquer, hopefully the plums are ok (been in the shed a week, and havent checked them yet)
hazelnuts i THINK i can shell without maiming myself further

 

[merrygold85]

Carve yourself a helmet for next time you're out.

 

[toilet digger]

Carve yourself a helmet for next time you're out.

or carve you a top hat ?

 

[xander]

A broken wrist might be do-able but a leg in plaster is a different "kettle of fish"......you would have to have some very good mates when it came to helping you answer the call of nature,.....& that might also be stretching friendship a little too far should you have to go at 3 in the morning

very good point i forgot about that lol doh !!!!!!!!!

 

[toilet digger]

bit of an update. plums have gone rotten, so will have to do a litre of blackberry/buckthorn vodka

 

[andyc54]

And your lass said you to dont drink or is the vodka purely medicanel

 

[toilet digger]

oh and have been surfing the web for a new pair of 4 seasons boot for the hills ! bit previous i know
think i'll be going with a pair of scarpa manta.
which means i'll be putting up a pair of kefas 4 season mountain boots, i only wore them on 5 occasions (bit too small and wouldn't admit it

 

[toilet digger]

And your lass said you to dont drink or is the vodka purely medicanel

making it isn't the same as drinking it

 

[andyc54]

making it isn't the same as drinking it

least you wont get leg less ......ohhhh sorry could nt resist

 

[nuggets]

glue all of them empty hazel nut shells onto your cast -pine resin only - then when you get it cut off you can make it into one of them - retro lamp stands -you know the shi*e one,s people used to glue shells onto !!!


:theyareon

 

[mrs toilet digger]

And your lass said you to dont drink or is the vodka purely medicanel

oh he drinks.... only trouble is he never remembers afterwards!x

 

[northumbrian]

get the bus doon to scotchy bridge and gan flattie fishing on the tyne ! there's ne pier but the locals might still hoy ye in the watta !

 

[toilet digger]

get the bus doon to scotchy bridge and gan flattie fishing on the tyne ! there's ne pier but the locals might still hoy ye in the watta !

not allowed to get me pot wet

 

[toilet digger]

glue all of them empty hazel nut shells onto your cast -pine resin only - then when you get it cut off you can make it into one of them - retro lamp stands -you know the shi*e one,s people used to glue shells onto !!!


:theyareon

wild hazelnut + pliers = nut dust , i'm going to morrisons tomorrow.

 

[mountainm]

I find a metal garlic crusher cracks hazels far better than a nut cracker.

 

[Robbi]

nah,.....mole grips, you can adjust the closed gap then no more crushed nuts

 

[toilet digger]

it doesn't help that i over roasted the nuts a couple of weeks ago

 

[mrs toilet digger]

wild hazelnut + pliers = nut dust , i'm going to morrisons tomorrow.

....who will be going to morrisons tomorrow?????.....

 

[toilet digger]

....who will be going to morrisons tomorrow?????.....

you my dear

 

[northumbrian]

ask your lass nicely to gan doon toon and buy some cheap leather offcuts from le prov and you can make her a small change money pouch as a thank you ! lol
ps and also tell her to bring back some savaloy dipped warm stotties for dinner ! with peas pudding.lol