Bush-craft Quotes (please add your own)

[WolfCub]

Ancient curse ..... "May you live in intersting times ......"

Master Pratchet ( one of my 12 y.o. Sons's favourite authers !)

 

[WoodMan]

Christmas presents, beastiality and effective rifle fire....the three things that are better to give than to recieve.

 

[Husky]

"It's accessible by an eleven hour hike through the jungle"
"Well that's not accessible, is it?"
Karl Pilkington when being sent to Machu Picchu

"He who is cold is either lazy or stupid. Which one are you?"
Swedish army

 

[johnnythefox]

"It's accessible by an eleven hour hike through the jungle"
"Well that's not accessible, is it?"
Karl Pilkington when being sent to Machu Picchu

"He who is cold is either lazy or stupid. Which one are you?"
Swedish army

those are brilliant

 

[norm]

Not particularly bushcrafty but relevant all the same:

Never underestimate the calibre of idiot...
I'm not discriminatory - everyone gets treated with the contempt they deserve...
The impossible just takes a little bit longer...
It's not the bear you can see which gets you...

Jamie

 

[Kuvakei]

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
-Mark Twain

 

[Samon]

'them mushrooms..not from this world are they?'

'cats know more than they let on..'

'that tin can is magic, its got exactly what you dont want in it...'

'don't die sober'

'do bears s*** in the woods?'... 'yeah..they probably steal picnic baskets too, so be carefull archie'

Ok..these are things i've learned from tramps..but still, they know best right?

 

[Samon]

Not particularly bushcrafty but relevant all the same:


The impossible just takes a little bit longer...
It's not the bear you can see which gets you...

Jamie

I like those mate, haha and 'Inspired by nature; fuelled by cake...' made me literally 'LOL'.. probably just my sort of thing, but its great.

 

[ex member coconino]

Seen on my friend's t-shirt this weekend: "a rainy day in a field is better than a sunny day in an office".

 

[HHazeldean]

'Better a bad day on the slopes than a good day at school'.

 

[ex member coconino]

Previously, on BCUK:
Bushcraft Quotes
Best Bush Quotes
Native american quotes