"It's accessible by an eleven hour hike through the jungle"
"Well that's not accessible, is it?"
Karl Pilkington when being sent to Machu Picchu
"He who is cold is either lazy or stupid. Which one are you?"
Swedish army
Not particularly bushcrafty but relevant all the same:
The impossible just takes a little bit longer...
It's not the bear you can see which gets you...
Jamie