Bored

[Kepis]

Was bored earlier, very bored, so i decided to practice making some traps

Works really well for Woodlice, just got 999 more to make and i will have a decent meal from my trap line

 

[Rockmonkey]

What you using for bait? mate!

 

[dwardo]

Needs some sharpened spikes under the box, whittle em

 

[Kepis]

What you using for bait? mate!

Wood .

 

[Kepis]

Needs some sharpened spikes under the box, whittle em

I'll do that tomorrow

 

[Rockmonkey]

You mean that massive bit that the matchbox is sitting on!!

 

[shaggystu]

i do similar things when i'm bored too, although my traps are dog sized, it's not a game the dog enjoys

 

[jackcbr]

No fair. When I'm bored at work they tell me off for setting traps round the office.

 

[Kepis]

have you tried rubber band catapults and Trebuchets made from pencils?

 

[jackcbr]

Yep, that was another HR "let's have a little talk" scenario

 

[Kepis]

Shame you dont have a warehouse there, we used to have pallet truck races

 

[Mesquite]

i do similar things when i'm bored too, although my traps are dog sized, it's not a game the dog enjoys

I'm glad I'd just finished my coffee when I read that Stu...

You're a bad man for giving me ideas...

 

[jackcbr]

Yep, at an old job we had a digital printing setup for signage in a warehouse unit. We use to make mortars out of the tubes the paper came on and aerosol can spray for propellant. We could clear a 50ft high treeline from 20ft with a wad of bubble wrap and screwed up paper.

HR had a little word about that one too.

 

[John Fenna]

have you tried rubber band catapults and Trebuchets made from pencils?

The plastic rails from hanging files will take up to 10 rubber bands for that "full-auto" rubberband gun ... - I used to work a 5 shift system in a computer room of a commercial bank in Brussels - playing "hunt the operator" through the blacked out office block was one of the best parts of the various night shifts.
The typists could not understand how all their rubberbands ended up behind cupboards, on top of the window blinds, behind the computer etc...
It took something like 20 of the biggest bands to launch a tangerine the length of the typing pool....

 

[Kepis]

Yep, at an old job we had a digital printing setup for signage in a warehouse unit. We use to make mortars out of the tubes the paper came on and aerosol can spray for propellant. We could clear a 50ft high treeline from 20ft with a wad of bubble wrap and screwed up paper.

HR had a little word about that one too.

These HR people are no fun

 

[Kepis]

The plastic rails from hanging files will take up to 10 rubber bands for that "full-auto" rubberband gun ... - I used to work a 5 shift system in a computer room of a commercial bank in Brussels - playing "hunt the operator" through the blacked out office block was one of the best parts of the various night shifts.
The typists could not understand how all their rubberbands ended up behind cupboards, on top of the window blinds, behind the computer etc...
It took something like 20 of the biggest bands to launch a tangerine the length of the typing pool....

Superb

One place i used to work at, we had a skittle alley set up in the warehouse, the pins were road cones and the balls, well we used U/S tyres, Boeing 737 main wheel tyres to be exact

 

[SimonM]

In a previous job we played indoor cricket, in the loading bay, at the end of each day...the proviso being that all stock was away, orders picked and labelled for the first van run of the next day etc.

One day the area director turned up unannounced...we asked him if he wanted to bat or field!

He never turned up unannounced again...

Simon

 

[jackcbr]

These HR people are no fun

There not all that bad. Was sexually assaulted by one of them at the Christmas doo the other year (is it assault if you enjoy it?). Good job too as it means she can't discipline me for sexual harassment. I do get away with murder.

 

[bikebum1975]

LMFAO thanks for the chuckles Mate good one

 

[Dannytsg]

Very nice work. That's a bit too delicate for me.