Age Test (Again)

[santaman2000]

Or maybe a skills test?

 

[Goatboy]

Stone tools! Ohhh, it were all wood in my day.

Sent via smoke-signal from a woodland in Scotland.

 

[Mesquite]

Stone tools! Ohhh, it were all wood in my day.

Wood... WOOD?

Damn youngster, you had it easy. In my day all we had were our bare fingers and teeth.

 

[Goatboy]

Wood... WOOD?

Damn youngster, you had it easy. In my day all we had were our bare fingers and teeth.

Fingers & teeth! We'd only just evolved flagellum if truth be told.

Sent via smoke-signal from a woodland in Scotland.

 

[sandbender]

"...Fingers & teeth! We'd only just evolved flagellum if truth be told. ..."

Flagellum, You had it lucky...

 

[Damascus]

When I were a lad, we didn't have tools, dad tipped me upside down, starved me for month and told me t eat grass n if we're lucky he'd let me eat some, kids just have it tooooooooo easy.

 

[oldtimer]

You've all had it easy. My parents had so little they had to strangle me at birth.

 

[forrestdweller]

Or maybe a skills test?

bloody paparazzi

 

[boatman]

What about that species of humans who went extinct because in the plasticene age their tools were to soft?

 

[forrestdweller]

i thought it was their brains which went soft...

 

[John Fenna]

Eh? Speak up!
That Big Bang has ruined my hearing....

 

[boatman]

Big bang! Big Bang! You were lucky, we had to make do with the endlessly boring steady state in my day.