3 Word Game

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Our heros tale thus far: -

"Bushcraft bill decided that today he would eat fungi and gaze longingly at the bushmen making reed baskets with their feet. Later that day while stalking deer Happily ever after drinking another brew 'Oh My God!' Bill said, as he stood up as a huge thunderstorm brewed overhead blotted out the cold, indifferent sun. What's the secret of his success? Those Dodgy Mushrooms made him smile. Meanwhile, the grazing Bushmen began to maneuver his trustful Ray Mears Shirt around his broad-head axe head. Then he decided to blow on his twig whistle to call the local Boy Scouts who were whittling their Scout Leader. The scouts responded like small kittens and began suckling. Being frantically battoned in this occupation is Bill's nightmare and his fantasy and yet he ate dodgy mushrooms, until he saw a scrumptious looking pudding to eat. That was great! If ya like spicy meat balls cooked in lizard's. He withdrew his gaze from the And with the knife cut off some bramble leaves to to stick on the full pouting lips of the late queen mother and one of her dashing Corgis which had just rolled over cheese and had penetrated a yoghurt pot full of smelly crazy chicken wings that were still on the chicken who looked like they were ready for stuffing with nothing but a Healthy Garlic Found by the scout vampire. Who lived in a large purple bender "Hark, I hear up in Alaska...."
 

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