chantarels.
The question you all need to answer is "What kind of fungus has been most noticably prolific in my little patch of woodland this autumn??"
Hmmmm...
You're in those woods a lot John, so it your moustache and beard... Your face fungus?
Yeah but no but .......after nearly 40 years of wearing the face fungus I dont realy notice it any more!
Drat - foiled again!
Talking of foils was it Victor Kyam that liked the shaver so much he bought the Company?
For why would I know anything about shavers?
Doesn't he make tents?
No John, it was Omar Kyam that was into big tents, sand and writing.
I wish!Cramp balls