NHS Direct

[sirex]

I called NHS Direct last night to get more information in swine flu.
All I got was crackling.

lol, i read that as "all i got was cackling"... was thinking.. "ruddy hell, thats a bit unprofessional"

 

[RAPPLEBY2000]

I'm sure they'll find a cure soon....

very good i almost missed that one! :notworthy

 

[Prawnster]

Incredibly useful beasts are pigs.
We can use every bit of it, even it's squeak.
That's what makes the bubble in the spirit level you know

Well, my Dad told me that when I was three


cheers,
Toddy

Was your Dad Dr.Seuss?

That sounds like something the Cat in the Hat would say to the kids.

I love it!

 

[Nagual]

 

[RAPPLEBY2000]

should i continue with the puns? or not, yes, or no?

I'm just feeling piggy in the middleuppy_dog

 

[hiho]

brilliant

 

[g4ghb]

No problem - take this!

 

[Black Sheep]

All you need is some of this......................

And You'll be fine

Sorry Graham didn't click the link

Richard

 

[Bongo Matt]

should i continue with the puns? or not, yes, or no?

I'm just feeling piggy in the middleuppy_dog

Yes sure, as long as you dont hog the thread

 

[Sniper]

I hear Mexico are playing England at Hamden, the tickets are supposed to be going dirt cheap. The pork pies are a bit greasy though I'm told.

 

[BorderReiver]

It's hard to believe that a bad pun thread could last so long.

 

[Bongo Matt]

It's hard to believe that a bad pun thread could last so long.

Maybe it should be closed before it becomes radioactive, I think I can start to feel the gammon rays now

 

[firecrest]

You all wont be laughing when your struck down and wrapped up in bed like pigs in a blanket

 

[Justin Time]

I hear that the first case of a new variant has been found in a british politician, apparently this one's called the lying swine virus....

 

[jimmyuk]

There's reports on the news that pigs can fly.


Well pigs flu in mexico at least.

 

[RAPPLEBY2000]

Hey You're trying to take a piggy back ride,

More puns now!

I was thinking the thread was becoming a boar...

WATCH OUT!!! puns comming in!!!! sow, sow, west!

(don't worry i have a few more)

 

[wanderingblade]

Surely so many mentions of pig related products should be treated as spam?

 

[helixpteron]

You were afraid that Avian Flu,

Would fly right up and infect you!

You're now afraid of the Mexican Swine,

But you'll be fine, its just porcine!

 

[RAPPLEBY2000]

I heard some of the south american coffee has been tainted,
but it's Ok to use as long as its Porkulated!

 

[RAPPLEBY2000]

they say the virus may evolve to a more dangerous strain,
apparently rather than feeling bad you feel Perky.