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Oh God, the Crabs have gone all Biggles on us! They'll be on about their Sopwiths and Pimms next, pass the Brylcreem old boy! Never quite understood why blokes in the RAF got a beret from stores and just plonk is straight on their heads, no shaping whatsoever! :rolleyes: Got to love the boys in blue! :D
 
Oh God, the Crabs have gone all Biggles on us! They'll be on about their Sopwiths and Pimms next, pass the Brylcreem old boy! Never quite understood why blokes in the RAF got a beret from stores and just plonk is straight on their heads, no shaping whatsoever! :rolleyes: Got to love the boys in blue! :D

Not all of us have 'helipad's on our heads Spam. I'm sure AndyRAF did a bit of 'Rock' time as did i, and you would not get away with it if your kit was not bob-on! Anyway, your the same as us mate, you'll never be a civvy, you'll always be an 'ex serviceman'!:D
 
Yeah, but it wouldn't be right if there wasn't a bit of inter-service rivalry would it?

:D

Funnily enough, as an ex-Sapper, I seem to recall that the Royal Flying Corps and Ballooning Corps were founded after some brave Sappers paved the way. Seems the Engineers have a lot to answer for! I dunno about Ballooning Corps, but before i left the Army it was rapidly becoming the Babooning Corps! :D
 
I wouldnt join the MOD, they are very prejudiced against the disabled.

You havent shown us your CV yet
 
I did grass cutting one summer when I was at Uni. Got a nice tan and lots of fresh air, the money came in handy too.
 
Yeah...great...:tapedshut

It's an option. Learn a trade AND get paid while your learning it, food, accomodation and clothing thrown in at no extra charge, make lots of friends, travel the world, experience new cultures and...........................the last line anyone?

I wouldnt join the MOD, they are very prejudiced against the disabled.

I think you'll find the the MoD is an equal opportunities employer Tengu, but if you have any negative experiences i'd be interested to hear them.
 
I think you'll find the the MoD is an equal opportunities employer Tengu, but if you have any negative experiences i'd be interested to hear them.


It wasn’t when I tried to join, back in the late seventies, got through my, interview induction, and 99% of my medical, right up to the point of the eye test (I had better than perfect vision wearing my spec) failed. After two months of trying to find out why, I was told I’m quite severely colour blind. A Protanope, it seems, cannot be come a radio artificer, well not back then anyway. I was not offered another typeof naval job, or other training. I guess they had their fill of seamen at the time. Up until then, all I had ever wanted to do was join the navy.
 
Oh God, the Crabs have gone all Biggles on us! They'll be on about their Sopwiths and Pimms next, pass the Brylcreem old boy! Never quite understood why blokes in the RAF got a beret from stores and just plonk is straight on their heads, no shaping whatsoever! :rolleyes: Got to love the boys in blue! :D

Oy!!

We TCW boys shaped berets to perfection and never wore blue ( well apart from when on jankers !! )

Loz - RAF 9 years ( TCW 4 years )
 
3 yrs 51sqn Raf Regt (light Armoured), 3 Yrs 34 Sqn (LATS) RAF Regt, 3 yrs 3 Sqn RAF Regt (Field), 3 years 20Sqn RAF Regt (Electric Darts), 3 Yrs SAWOCU (Raf Regt, RA), 3 yrs RTW (;) ). My very faded, silk lined hat fit's a dream! :D
 
It's an option. Learn a trade AND get paid while your learning it, food, accomodation and clothing thrown in at no extra charge, make lots of friends, travel the world, experience new cultures and...........................the last line anyone?



I think you'll find the the MoD is an equal opportunities employer Tengu, but if you have any negative experiences i'd be interested to hear them.

Yeah the last line is that you'l most likely get sent into a warzone and loose your friends and quite possibly yourself. The prospect of money, free clothes, food and accommodation is nothing compared to human life.
 
It wasn’t when I tried to join, back in the late seventies, got through my, interview induction, and 99% of my medical, right up to the point of the eye test (I had better than perfect vision wearing my spec) failed. After two months of trying to find out why, I was told I’m quite severely colour blind. A Protanope, it seems, cannot be come a radio artificer, well not back then anyway. I was not offered another typeof naval job, or other training. I guess they had their fill of seamen at the time. Up until then, all I had ever wanted to do was join the navy.

When someone is an equal opportunities employer, they still need people suitable for the job. If your not capable of doing the job, you cannot have it. I don't know exactly what a radio artificer does, but if it included wiring jobs where you have to differenciate between coloured wires, with the best will in the world, a severely colourblind person may not be able to carry that job out. Regardsless of race, ethnic origin, sexual inclination, beliefs, faiths or physical or mental imparement, the British Armed Forces and MoD can consider you for employment in a suitable position.

Yeah the last line is that you'l most likely get sent into a warzone and loose your friends and quite possibly yourself. The prospect of money, free clothes, food and accommodation is nothing compared to human life.

See, every job has a down side.:rolleyes: As long as you are aware of both sides, it's an option that may be considered. I know alot of people who have not been to a war zone and a lot of them have. Only a few have died, but many, many more have not.

As a career, the Forces have a lot to offer and i for one am coming to the end of mine. I'm going on to do other things, but i have not regretted for a minute my time in. OK, maybe there were one or two moments when i thought 'What have i put myself in this position', but they were fleeting and rare.

If anyone is considering a career in the Armed Forces, all i will say is this. By all means listen to what the AFCO has to say, but, if you get the opportunity, ask a serving or ex member what it is really like. Get a rounded view and weigh up the pro's and con's. Be honest with yourself and make sure it is what YOU want to do. Don't be pressured into it, but you can do a lot worse.

Yes there are risks, but if you look at the gains; self respect, achievment, camraderie, good wages, trade training, board and lodgings, travel, experience, job security, possible pensionable engagment, diversity, good natured inter service banter and a couple of medals as well as stories for the camp fire, there's a lot available.:)
 
At 16 I was rejected for aircrew by the RAF due to colour blindness and slow recovery of sight after sudden bright lights - but they offered me a commission in the RAF regiment.
That idea scared the carp out of me and I turned it and the RAF down.:eek:
I would have been able to transfer to Mountain Rescue fairly fast, spend my career in the hills and be out on a fat pension by now!:rolleyes:
As it was I have a great time as a skint, self underemployed, outdoor skills instructor/canoe coach/exped leader....and will have to work until I drop!:D
 
I have prmc for the Marines in September I cant wait for the opportunity to travel the world, meet people from new cultures....... and shoot them dead before they can explode themselves, taking me an my oppos to a firey death with them:) . My dad tells me that I am a promising young man who will go far (Helmand province?)
 

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