Was it the accent that gave it away?
Collembola-1 by Alf Branch, on Flickr
Collembola-2 by Alf Branch, on Flickr
Collembola-3 by Alf Branch, on Flickr
Collembola-4 by Alf Branch, on Flickr
Collembola-5 by Alf Branch, on Flickr
Collembola-6 by Alf Branch, on Flickr
Collembola-7 by Alf Branch, on Flickr
tiny springtail 1 by Alf Branch, on Flickr
tiny springtail 2 by Alf Branch, on Flickr
Small spider by Alf Branch, on Flickr
Mite by Alf Branch, on Flickr
Katiannidae by Alf Branch, on Flickr
Stopped for a snack by Alf Branch, on Flickr
Wasp on flower 3 by Alf Branch, on Flickr
Wasp on flower 2 by Alf Branch, on Flickr
Wasp on flower by Alf Branch, on Flickr
Planthopper in leaf by Alf Branch, on Flickr
Plant hopper 1 by Alf Branch, on Flickr
Green bug by Alf Branch, on Flickr
Bumble bee on flower by Alf Branch, on Flickr
Wasp eating apple by Alf Branch, on Flickr
Wasp eating apple 2 by Alf Branch, on Flickr
Greenbottle eating apple by Alf Branch, on Flickr
Bluebottle eating apple by Alf Branch, on Flickr
Damson bug by Alf Branch, on Flickr
grypocoris stysi by Alf Branch, on FlickrNice photo, Barn Owl
Is it a Stonechat? it's not one I'm familiar with.
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