Help me to win a knife argument

[monkey boy]

My wife thinks Iv collected to many knive, she thinks there isn't anyone that has as many as I do and that it's a weard obsession that no one els has. So I started laughing and told her that there is people out there that is way worse than me for collecting knives and to consider herself lucky as I don't think I have that many and that there are wives out there that have to put up with major knife collectors.
So she said prove it?
Guys help me out here could you post up a pic of your collecting so I can show her that I'm not that bad..
Just so you know this is all I have

 

[maddave]

No mate..... You're just getting started

 

[lannyman8]

MB you need to talk to Robbi, he has lots and lots and lots, and remind your loving wife you can never have enough knives....

 

[vizsla]

I'm with your wife on this!
i use to have loooadz of knives swaping from one to the next, then I sold loads and kept my favourites, my advise is pick a nice use it use it some more fall madly in love with it (more than the missis)ssshhh, only at that point will you truly become a knife lover!
saying that iv still a good stockpile hidden away

 

[santaman2000]

Tell her I have almost that many guns. And you'd be happy to switch to gun collecting. That should calm her down.

 

[British Red]

22?

I have more than 22 AXES!

 

[demographic]

Just to put this into perspective lets see a picture of her shoes and makup all lined up.

 

[Harvestman]

Your wife is right. She's your wife, of course she's right. She's always right.

But no, you haven't got anywhere near having too many knives.

 

[monkey boy]

maddave thanks for that pic Iv just showed it to her, that really helps
I love all my knives, I don't know what it is, I just like them. I told her I'm not selling them

 

[g4ghb]

Your 'collection' is small league mate. I stopped counting mine ages ago as I had run out of digits (hands and feet!) in the family (4 of us) to count them on!!

I have swmbo well trained now and she will tell yours that you can never have too many knives (drills or clamps)

besides I bet she has two of EVERY shoe she owns!!!!!!

 

[monkey boy]

Just to put this into perspective lets see a picture of her shoes and makup all lined up.

My argument is that she has to many horse rugs enough for 100 horse but she only has two horses.

 

[demographic]

My argument is that she has to many horse rugs enough for 100 horse but she only has two horses.

Tell her you will cut down the knife numbers to the same as her horse rugs.

Besides, how bleedin expensive are two horses (the keeping of) compared to Moras and Hultafors?

 

[Goatboy]

Photograph the collection ehh! Now where's the panoramic camera gone...

 

[Scots_Charles_River]

Sell half, use half of that money to buy her a prezzie, then keep the other half for more kit..............

 

[British Red]

Sell half, use half of that money to buy her a prezzie, then keep the other half for more kit..............

Are we still talking about her shoes?

 

[jiffi]

Not even gonna try photograph the collection camera would have a fit!!!! But that's a good start bud!

 

[Scots_Charles_River]

Are we still talking about her shoes?

Nope, unless her first name is Imelda............

 

[Robbi]

You're just starting mate

http://www.bushcraftuk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=87453

 

[lannyman8]

told you Robbi was the man...

 

[woodpoet]

I have about 40 knives of different sorts. Bushcraft , throwing, medieval daggers. Lock knives, bayonets etc. Plus 33 swords varying from Japanese, Chinese, Celtic and Viking replicas, medieval. mostly live blades and re-enactment. Also a collection of machetes. You definitely cannot have too many blades.